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     Story 47
                                                                  The Crazy Dane
                                            While strolling on a lovers’ lane, Tarzan and Jane
                                            came upon a Dane who was apparently not sane. He
                                            was tugging on a lion's mane, poking the beast
                                            with a cane.
                                            But their efforts to save him were in vain. The
                                            lion sprung on the Dane, and quickly the man's
                                            life began to wane.
               Story 48
                                           Saving His Brain
                                  1
               Cain is a swain living in rural Spain.
               He says, "The problem with plane geometry is that it's more complex
               than plain. To me this stuff is a physical drain and a big pain to my
               overworked brain.
               "My efforts to learn have all been in vain.  Besides, what can I gain?
               Yet I am fain to strain, for otherwise my teacher will split my brain in
               twain."
               1 A country boy.
     	
