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The Red Well-Read Reader







        Story 34





        Fay Says She's Fey











               Fay claims to be fey and soothsay.  But on the in•no•cent she'll prey.



               She'll have you pick a card, say a trey, then try to guess your birthday.  She

               may say that your lucky month is May, that you might win a Chevrolet, or
               that you'll marry a Jay or a Ray.  She may even say that you had better

               start to pray for soon you'll return to clay.



               All for which she'll make you dearly pay.







        Story 35


                                                 Neighing and Braying


                       Why does the horse neigh and the donkey bray ?  Is it

                       because of the road's rugged way ?  Or is it because of the

                       weight of their sleigh - a ton it must weigh ?




                       Heigh !  Could it be they eat just grass when what they

                       really want is hay ?






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