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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 75
Beware of Bear
Cher said, "I shouldn't swear, but these woods
scare me so, Pierre.
"The woods have made my patience wear, and now
they're more than I can scarcely bear. You should
have taken more care ! You know I am a millionaire
and want to live to be a forebear – that is, to bear a
child who’ll be my heir.
"Never again will I err and dare go anywhere near
where there are any bear."
Story 76
Love at the County Fair
At the fair I watched a pair of grizzly bear that had been caught asleep in
their lair.
To my surprise, they ob•vi•ous•ly thought their life was not unfair. They received
ex•cel•lent care. Moreover, they had a better-than ever love affair, and a flair
for swinging through the air without the slightest scare.
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