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Story 7
Daft
Bill said: "Would you like to sail in my craft?"
Sue said: "No, I don't like any art or craft!"
Bill said: “Would you rather white-water in my river
raft? You may sit in either the fore or the
aft."
Sue said: "No! I have a raft of other things to do this
sunny Saturday aft . . . afternoon!"
Bill said: "But, Sue, soon I'll be taken in the Army
draft!"
Sue said: "Draft, draft! My father drinks nothing but
Miller draft, and I'm forever writing or
sketching a draft. Besides, don’t you know,
one could catch a cold in a draft?
Bill angrily said: "Gees! Sheez daft!"
Sue comically said: "Cheeese ! Sheez Kraft! "
Then Bill and then Sue laughed and laughed.
Change: She’s to Sheez and cheese has an extra e.