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Story 143


                                                   The Busy Nurse

               There once was a busy nurse. With every patient, she would patiently

               converse. Her remarks were always terse, though pleasing and often in

               verse. There was nothing to which she was averse, to help make a

               patients condition reverse.


               But now and again a patient would turn for the worse. Then first she

               would call the patients family citing the curse, and next the morgue
               requesting its hearse.



               Change: apostrophes removed from patient’s.



              Story 144



                                                  Boys ! Stay Alert !

               Little boys should stay alert, on guard against little girls who like to

               flirt, especially those that are saucy and pert.


               At first, they may say you are sweeter than dessert, or that they

               like your spiffy shirt. But when they get angry, you will get hurt. In a

               spurt of temper, they will blurt out something curt. They might even
               say you are a little squirt, and reason it is your just dessert.


               Then come the following week, they are likely to do it again, this time

               to a Kurt, a Harry, or a Burt.


               Change: desert to dessert.
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