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Story 194


                                                           Alike

                       Mike and Ike are so alike. They both like to whistle like the wood


                       shrike. They both like to pedal a uni-bike. Both like to mountain


                       hike.  And both like to fish for pike, though neither has ever had

                       a strike!



               Change unibike to uni-bike.





             Story 195


                                                          A Lady of Inimitable Style


                                                There once lived a lady of inimitable style.


                                                Her abode was on a small Mediterranean isle,

                                                about a mile from the mouth of the river Nile.




                                                Her house was built of marble tile.  And

                                                everything in it was in impeccable file.



                                                Her behavior was never vile. And even though


                                                every man weakened at her smile, none was


                                                able to pass her trial, and walk her down the

                                                wedding aisle.
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