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Story 306

Ah Fudge!

“Ah fudge,” said the farmer,
“My mule won’t budge!”

“Ah fudge ,” said the photographer,
“My photos got a smudge!”

“Ah fudge, ” said the factory worker,
“My job's a drudge!”

“Ah fudge, umh fudge,” said the fat lady,

“Give me more of that sweet-tasting fudge!”

“Ah fudge,” said the captain,

“The river has too much sludge!”

“Ah fudge,” said the criminal,

“It’s that same judge
And no doubt he has a grudge!”