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Story 350

Their Guilt Is Moot

A " crazy coot," and a " big galoot," were accused of
stealing loot. The case was widely bruited. The public

loudly hooted. The two they wanted uprooted.

In court, the judge asked the brutes, with whom
were they in cahoots, the whereabouts of the loot,

and the reason they had to shoot. They answered, "
We didn't need any recruit, to help us spend the loot.
And we don't give a hoot about winning this here

dispute. Anything that we say you'll refute, or
attempt to confute."

The judge said he would dress them in a zebra suit,
and scoot them off to jail by the shortest route.

During court recess however, they swallowed tainted
fruit. So whether they were actually guilty, is a

question that will remain forever moot.

Story 351

The Fuhrer Causes a Furor

Although Adolph Hitler was Germany's Fuhrer, his

mind was in the sewer.

He said at once he wanted his country's economic

woes to cure, and to make his Aryan race pure. So
he devised the diabolical plan, to make another

race fewer.

Consequently this started World War II, by

inciting the West into furor!