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Story 304
A Product of “Ucts”

The kid was abducted.

The expense was deducted.

The student was instructed.

The view was obstructed.
The building was constructed.

The soldier was inducted.

The music was conducted.

But the bankrupt business was - misconducted.

Story 305

The Dud

Bud, please do not do this or that! Bud’s mother would often cry. But

Bud would reply, “Oh fuddy-dud !”

Once Bud left on a spigot to purposely cause a flood. At recess he

could never catch on to Spud: whenever his number was called, instead

of catch, he’d scud.

His classmates said he acted like the Hollywood super stud, Hud; that

is, until one day when a pretty lass in his class hammered his nose and

besmeared his clothes with blood. Now instead of “Bud,” everybody

now calls him “Dud!”