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Story 60

The Bizarre Czar

In Russia there once lived a czar, who traveled the roads of tar,
drinking booze from a jar. He hit every bar, both near and far, looking

for someone to box or spar.

So often he wrecked his car, that it had several dents, a long scar, and

a door that sat ajar.

But what else should be expected from this czar, who, on par got so

drunk all he saw were stars, and believed he lived on the planet Mars?