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Story 153

Poor Biff

At the start of their camping trip Sue and Biff got into a tiff:

she blamed everything on "blameless Biff."

She complained of skunk whiff, the cold air that made her nose

sniff, and their climb up a cliff making her back stiff.

So, for the rest of their trip, Biff had to bear her peevish miff.

Story 154

A Lovers’ Rift

Every now and again every married couple will have a rift, and
apart drift.

Then it becomes time for him to forget thrift, and buy her a nice
gift. Perhaps she'd like a slip or a shift. Either gift, should give

their relationship a swift and hefty lift.