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June 3, 2014 · Gail Bradley
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Goat Simulator Patch 1.1 just went live!
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Here are the patch notes:
- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Just kidding
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled
buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone
please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes
live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
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