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                  Goat Simulator Patch 1.1 just went live!
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                  Here are the patch notes:
                  - Added local splitscreen multiplayer
                  - Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
                  - The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
                  - Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
                  - Added more goats
                  - Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
                  - Added more powers
                  - Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
                  - Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
                  - Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
                  - Added tons of achievements
                  - You can now run along walls
                  - You can now run up walls
                  - Stand by for Goatfall
                  - Changed batteries in our fire alarm
                  - The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
                  - The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
                  - The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
                  - Enjoyed flappy goat
                  - You can now buy hats for money
                  - This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
                  - Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
                  - Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
                  - Added VR support
                  - Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
                  - Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
                  - Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
                  - Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
                  - Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
                  - Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
                  - Just kidding
                  - Removed VR support
                  - Ultra-realistic water simulation
                  - Fire alarm still beeping
                  - You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled
                  buoyant propulsion fashion.
                  - Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
                  - Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
                  - We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
                  - Updated patch notes.
                  - Added a lot of new sound effects.
                  - Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
                  - There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
                  - Honored Notch
                  - Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
                  - Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone
                  please tell us?
                  - Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
                  - Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes
                  live, calm down
                  - Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
                  New patch?
                  - Patch released today does anyone know what it does
                  - Where are the patch notes
                  - Fire alarm still beeping
                  - Why is the patch so big?
                  - Lazy devs.
                  - If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
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