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4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online CONTACTS
Dating Profile Ever
I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Bill Tan
Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online
dating profile so loathsome that no man would… Gail Bradley
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Carter Boe "Want to guess how well that worked? I'll give you a hint:
I'm confiscating everyone's penis until further notice." DevinAndJacqueline …
Yup, saw THAT coming a mile away.
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Kate E Morgan You can totes have it back when you are done trying to Stacy Herholzer 5h
stick it in a vapid whore out to destroy you. You are welcome. --
Guardian of the Dongs Duke Witcher
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Carter Boe Penis-confiscated comment spotted:
"I'm doing the online dating thing, and honestly, I would have Adam Riley
responded to your profile as well. It's so over the top that it has to be
satirical. And a pretty woman with the brains to put something like that GROUP CONVERSATIONS
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Sarah Jowett Hahaha wow. MORE CONTACTS (7)
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Faith Flores I got a visual of this, because we all know this is exactly
what's happening.
"After reading 500 messages from men who apparently had just
slapped their semi-erect penis on their keyboard a few times and
pressed "send"
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Jonathan Keane I don't even.
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Christina Garofalo I can see why she still got messages. She's almost
pretty in her photo. Anyone who messaged her probably stopped at the
photo. With a profile that bad, these men probably thought she was
dumb as bricks and an easy lay... I'd like to see this experiment agian,
but with a horrid photo.
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Kate E Morgan Dude, they'd just say she was a psycho hosebeast
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Jonathan Keane Yeah the whole point is that being attractive, but
presenting herself as being horrible seems to still net dudes asking her
out. And even in conversations where guys are talking to her and she's
saying weird unpleasant stuff, they still want to go out with her.
Probably for the reasons you mentioned above.
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Christina Garofalo Ah, ok, I only skimmed the article, it seemed that
the point she was trying to make was that it's not possible at all to
create a profile that people will ignore... This makes more sense now.
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