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With a result fraudulently bought by his bum chum Aaron Banks this lowlife piece of shit criticizes “Scotch
Nationalism” as decisive Are You Yes Yet?

31/01/20. Don’t hold your breath....no Doctors or Nurses available to resuscitate you

05/02/20. Alex Salmon, an big SNP fish , was on a trip up North canvassing for SNP. He spent the night in the
pub and was making his way back to the hotel when he noticed this beautiful young girl at the side of the road
in a wheelchair. He said "Hi are you ok?" she said "yes but would you do me a big favour please?" He said "yes
of course...what is it?" she said "would you mind pushing me back to my cottage? It's just the other side of the
woods" "Of course " He said and they headed off into the woods. It was a lovely moonlit night and when they
reached a clearing in the woods she asked Alex to stop. "would you do me another very big favour please?"
she said. "Of course I will...what is it?" "Will you dance with?" me she said. "But you are in a wheelchair?"
.Alex said....."yes, but I'll sing and you just spin me round and round" ......She started singing Flower of
Scotland and Alex swung her round and round with her short mini kilt blowing in the evening breeze......"that
was fantastic.....would you do me one last favour please?" ....."Of course...what is it?" said Alex....."will you
make love to me?"......"But you are in a wheelchair?" Alex said......"Yes but there is a big nail in that tree
behind us and if you lift me up you can hook the belt on my kilt on the nail and make love to me" .....Alex
thought long and hard but finally lifted her from her chair and hung her on the nail and made love to her.
"Thank you so much" she said and they headed for her cottage. As they approached up the path the front
door swung open and there stood a huge bearded Scotsman ......"Did you just wheel my daughter back home
through the woods?" he growled......Alex gulped and said "Yes I did Sir" ......"well thank you and please come
in for a Dram" .....Alex nervously went inside and they sat and shared a bottle of Scotch. "Ah can’t thank you
enough Alex you are a true caring passionate Scotsman..... .that Cunt Boris Johnson jist left her hinging on the
nail"...... .

ARE YOU YES YET?