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pace, confidence is growing. We The season of Lent has not been
are delivering newsletters weekly about giving things up but more
to over 20 households and we hope about keeping things going in a
this small gesture is helping absent responsible and safe way, following
friends to stay in touch with their all the guidelines as laid down
church. by government and the Diocese.

Funerals are taking place and we This has been made possible by
even have a couple of weddings on the determination of our Church
the horizon. The magazine paints a community not allowing the” roots” of
lively and optimistic picture of what our long- held beliefs and traditions
is happening in our community, being” cut.” There are a lot of people
aided in some instances by social to thank for this but our gratitude
media. Thanks to all those who to Margaret who has not missed a
are contributing, and to think we beat.
discussed a few months ago was
it possible to continue with the Happy Easter to everyone.
magazine?!

The Nile Virus (Type C)

Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and others
cannot take care of this one.
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1960.
The lockdown seems to be increasing the chances of being affected!
Virus Symptoms
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?)

This virus is called the C-NILE virus!
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately
as we age it gets worse.

And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the
other strain - the D-NILE virus!

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