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BENNY
Nothing. (As they approach and read) Just my less-than-triumphant return to the small screen.

ADAM
There really is a movie?

BENNY
I said small screen.

STEPHANIE
Holy crap!

BENNY
I know. Unfortunately, this is one of the many sacrifices ya have to-

STEPHANIE
(Still reading) Bunch of nationals!

CHRIS
They looking for kids?

BENNY
Why? You're leaving. (a capella) BENNY IT‘S OVER…. (Kids glare.) It‘s breakfast cereal- course they
want kids.

STEPHANIE
What kind?

BENNY
Kind of cereal?

ALL FOUR
Kids.

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