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BENNY
I said small screen.

STEPHANIE
Holy crap!

BENNY
I know. Unfortunately, this is one of the many sacrifices ya have to-

STEPHANIE
(Still reading) Bunch of nationals!

CHRIS
They looking for kids?

BENNY
Why? You're leaving. (a capella) BENNY IT‘S OVER…. (Kids glare.) It‘s breakfast cereal- course they
want kids.

STEPHANIE
What kind?

BENNY
Kind of cereal?

ALL FOUR
Kids.

BENNY
Stop yellin'. (Moment) How many kinds are there?

CHRIS
(Helpful, informative, very fast) Character, Ethnic, All-American, All-American Ethnic, Semi-Ethnic,
Semi-Character, Semi-All-American Ethnic, Semi-

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