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Professor: At what time was Ghandhiji
born?
Class: In silence.
A Jesuit junior stood up and said: At the
right time. (The class burst into laughter)

A Jesuit, Franciscan, and a Salesian went to heaven.
A Salesian took a guitar with him.
A Franciscan took bread
And a Jesuit his laptop with him.
God: For your good services on earth I shall grant you any wish
you ask.
Salesian – I wish to be with the youth.
God: Granted! Go in peace.
Franciscan; I wish to be with St. Francis.
God: Granted! Go in peace. And you Jesuit?
Jesuit: I wish you set up a 5G tower
God: What? You Jesuits always ask for the impossible .5G tower
for what?
Jesuit: To keep in touch with the world.
God: Excellent! Granted. Go in peace.

Jackie: Grandpa, I think you must avoid eating idli
and dosa. you must start getting accustomed to bread
Grandpa: Why dear little Jackie?
Jackie: Because only bread is served in heaven.
Grandpa: How did you know that?
Jackie: my friend john told me that
Grandpa: How can he be sure of that?
Jackie: It seems his granny is in heaven.

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