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Great news- everyone has qualified!
Please take one and only one foppelwhisket per person. Smith will demonstrate correct foppelwhisket placement.
The aim of the game is to place the paper into the hat of your partner. The winner of this tournament will be the person with the least amount of paper in their foppelwhisket at the end of two minutes. Timing starts..... NOW
(Smith and Longley give running commentary).
We have identified a winner.
Your prize is a therapeutic spritzing – you can choose form either mint or pomegranate flavours to hydrate and enable the pingy little micromiracles of your cellular regeneration.