Page 43 - K9 News Digital - Issue 11 May2020
P. 43

Mike John



                                                              For this years Gala, the piece de resistance was to
                                                              be Santa’s arrival on a dog sled pulled by the famed
                                                              team of Chinook dogs. At first the logistics seemed
                                                              difficult, but discussions with a charming couple, the
                                                              Seeleys of  Wonalancet, alleviated the  dowager’s
                                                              concerns.
                                                               Her moment of triumph was at hand on the evening
                                                              of the  affair as a tuxedoed  Milton  Seeley  excused
                                                              himself from the dinner  guests to don a parka in
                                                              preparation  for Santa’s entrance.  The chandeliers
                                                              were dimmed so that the ballroom  was lit only by
                                                              the  twinkling lights on the  gigantic Christmas tree
                                                              and the orchestra hushed its cheery renditions  of
                                                              holiday music. A young Mrs. Seeley, resplendent in
                                                              evening  attire,  directed the attention of the ladies
                                                              and their escorts  to  the  main entrance while the
                                                              ecstatic chairwoman’s bosom swelled with pride as
                                                              her greatest achievement of the evening was about
                                                              to unveil.
     Mt. McKinley                                              The celebrants gasped with delight when through

                                                              the doorway, with a jingling  and tinkling  of sleigh
                                                              bells, came a matched team of Chinooks pulling a
        together they got in a tangle so dug a big hole in the   gaily decorated sled bearing a jolly, red-suited Santa
        snow among some rocks and were waiting to greet       Claus.  Oh, what a glorious  and  wondrous  sight to
        the rest of their party as they descended.            behold! It lasted for about a split second!
          Coming back down was more tricky. A dangerous        Santa had just begun to emit his cheery “Ho! Ho!
        moment occurred between 12,000 and 11,000 ft on       Ho!” when he was cut off  mid-Ho.  The dogs had
        a relay when, with a light load, all 7 dogs harnessed   scented the roast beef, chicken, hams and other
        and  insufficient  braking,  Susan  got  out  of  control,   various delicacies laid out on the buffet table across
        going faster and faster. The sled overtook the team.   the room and in the best “Night Before” tradition,
        She hit a bump, flipped off but managed to cling to   Santa and his team fairly flew!
        the tug line. Ray Genet, waiting at 11,000 ft,  saw
                                                               The chefs who had been hired to serve the food,
        them hurtling towards him, braced  himself with his
                                                              not to defend it, hastily retreated to the kitchen and
        ice axe, managed to grab the traces and swing the     the  orchestra’s  first  row  emptied  as  the  musicians
        whole load around.
                                                              climbed over their chairs. Someone screamed! The
          The trip took 44 days.  The dogs reckoned they      scream alerted an ever-sociable, extra-hefty Chinook
        could have done it a lot quicker without the humans!  to people at those tables across from the food line
                                                              and he hauled his fellows back across the floor to
        A CHRISTMAS TALE OF  SANTA, SLED
                                                              investigate their fare.  Planting his front  paws upon
        DOGS AND THE SOMERSET
          Special  occasions  deserve  special  labours,  and
        the Programme  Chairwoman  of the prestigious
        Boston  Ladies’  Luncheon  Club  was  satisfied  that
        she had spared no effort (and no expense) to make
        the Christmas Gala of 1929 an event that would be
        remembered by its elite members. For starters, this
        year’s Yuletide Dinner Dance was being held at one
        of Boston’s poshest hotels, the Somerset.
          The chairwoman had gone all out. The chefs would
        prepare  an  elaborate  buffet, the orchestra  for the
        white-tie affair was one that any Boston debutante
        would  swoon to dance  to, and  the elaborate
        decorations  would  transform the Somerset’s
        enormous ballroom into a North Pole fantasyland.
          As with any production, the best was saved for last.


                                                                                              K9 NEWS DIGITAL - 43
   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48