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Aticf  wherever they went,  or wherever they came,
                            Every  one hailed them with  loudest acclaim;
                                    Far and  wide,
                                    The people  cried,
                            All  sorts  of pleasure,  and  no  sort  of  pain,
                            To  Sir Thomas  the good,  and  the  fair  lady Jan e!


                            Now  Sir  Thomas the  good, be it well  understood,
                            Was  ci man  of very  contemplative mood—
                            lie   would pore  by the  hour, o'er a  weed  or a  flower,
                            Or the  slugs,  that came  crawling  out after  a  shower;
                            Black  beetles, bumble-bees,  blue-bottlc  flics.
                            And moths,  were of  no  small account in  his  eyes ;
                            An “ industrious flea”  he’d by  no  means  despise,
                            While an  “ old daddy  long-legs,”  whose long  ]ei?s and thighs
                            Passed the common  in  shape,  or  in  color,  or size,
                            He  was  wont to  consider an  absolute prize.
                            Giving up,  in  short,  both  business and  sport,  he
                            Abandoned himself,  tout enlw\  to  philosophy.


                            Now  as Lady Jane was  tall  and slim,
                                    And  Lady  Jane was fair,
                            And a good many years  the junior  of  him,
                            There are some might be found  entertaining  a notion,
                            That such an  entire and  exclusive devotion
                            To  that part of  science,  folks style  entomology.
                                    Was a positive shame,
                                    And, to such  a fair dame,
                            Really  demanded  some  sort  of  apology;
                            Ever poking  his  nose  into  this, and  to that—
                            A t a  gnat,  or  a bat,  or a  eat,  or  a  rat.
                            A t  great  ugly things,  all  legs  and  wings,
                            With nasty  long tails,  armed  with  nasty  long stings;—
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