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While  I  care  for  neither  the clapping  or  chcers,
                                        But  I hope you'll  come  down  with the  stamps.


                                     W e’ve  a  load  on  our  back  you  can  lighten,  if
                                        You  will  add to  the backs  that  bear  it;
                                     It’s  greenback's  we ask— 'you’ll please  give  us  one,
                                        If  able  and  willing to  spare  i t .

                                     W e know that you  will,  for  we've watched you  to-night,
                                        While you  listened  to  speech and  to song;
                                     And  knew,  by the  good-natured  look  of your face,
                                        You  were anxious  to  help  us  along.

                                     Good-night,  I  retire;  to  this  I  feel  sure
                                        That you've not  the slightest  objection;
                                     f  > I  will  get  down;  the Committee  get  up,
                                        And when up will take up  the  collection.




                                              BETTER  WHISTLE  THAN  WHINE.
                              A    S  I was  taking a  walk,  I  noticed two  little  boys  on  their  way  to
                                      school.  The  small  one  stumbled  and  fell,  and,  though  he
                                      was  not very  much hurt, he began  to  whine in a babyish way—
                              not  a regular roaring  boy  cry,  as  though  he  were  half  killed,  but  a
                              little  cross  whine.
                                The  older  boy took  his  hand  in  a  kind and fatherly way,  and  said :
                                O,  never  mind,  Jimmy,  don't  whine;  it  is  a  great  deal  belier  to
                              whistle.”  And  he  began in  the merriest  way a cheerful  boy  whistle,
                              Jimmy  tried  to join  In the  whistle.   “ I  can’t whistle  as  nice  as  you,
                              Charlie/’  said  he;  a my lips  won’t pucker  up  good.”
                                “ O,  that is  because you  have  not  got all  the  whine  out  yet,”  said
                              Charlie;  “ but you  try a  minute and  the whistle  will  drive  the  whine
                              away.”   So  he  did,  and  the  last  I  saw  or  heard  of  the  little fellows
                              they were  whistling  away  as  earnestly  as  though  that  was  the  chief
                              end  of  life.
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