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about  a  stun's  throw from  Solomon,  and  Zekiel give  it  as  his  opinion
                             that  the  coll  sheered  at  a  white  cat  which  was onto  the  fence.   And  I
                             think  Zekiel  was  right.   The  colt  seed  the  cat  onto  the  fencc,  and  all
                             to  once  the  colt he  squatted,  anti  Solomon  he  fell  oiT  inter  the  mud.
                             I  think  this  ought,  lo he  a  ’warnin’  to  all  people  who  ride  too  fast,  for
                             if Solomon  had  nr;>t been  ridinJ  too  fast,  the  colt  he  would  net  have
                             squatted,  and  Solomon  he  would  not  have  fell  off  inter  the  mud.
                             (Slalmde  wipe. s his face  with  a large  cotton handkerchief and resumes  his
                             seat')
                                P r e s i d e n t ,— The  Secretary  will  perceed with  the  eallin  of the  roll.
                                Secretary  (calls).-— Ann  Eliza  Sliuikms,  Jane  Jones,  jeruslia
                             Brown.— [fernsha  Brawn  doesn't  answer  to  her  name,        Ann  Eliza
                             Slim kins  rises.)
                                A nn  E l i z a   S l i m k i n s .— Mr.  President,  1  can  tell  you  why  Jernsha
                             Brown  is  absent  at  the present calling of the  rol’ .
                                P r e s i d e n t .-— A n n   Eiiza,  perceed.
                                A nn  E l i z a ,— Jerusha  had  writ  out  her essay  onto :,'Tlie  Alligator,”
                             and  intended  to  be  here to  read  it for  the ederfecation of the assembled
                             populace,  but— really  I  don’t  like  to  tell,
                                P r e sid e n t.— Mr.  Secretary  will  perceed  with  the  eallin  of  ;he  roll.
                                Secretary'  (calls),— John  Brown,  Michael  Watson,  President  Burns,
                             Peleg Swipes.    Mr.  President,  the  roll  is  called.
                                President,— Jim  Logan,  stop  a  pullin’  Sal  Brown's  curb,    B&ys,
                             quit  yer  laffin’.   Tile  first  performance  will  be  an       read  by
                             Betsey  Scruggins,  the Fly town  poetess.
                                (Betsey rises in  her place and reads):

                                                             THE  MOON,
                                        The  moon  it  is  a  great big  world,
                                           And  hangs  up  in  the  skyf
                                        And  giveth  light on  inoonl ight  nights
                                          To  the  worlds  a-passing by.

                                        It  also  giveth  light  to  chaps
                                          W ien  out  upon  a  spark ;                              ,
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