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                     The Big-Word Girl






                                             Of all the clever girls I know,
                                        1
                                                 Elaine’s the one who counts,
                                             But what she counts are syllables

                                                 In words I can’t pronounce,

                                             I took her to a horror show—
                                        2
                                                 (Godzilla Meets Tooth Fairy)—
                                             But she could not unglue her eyes

                                                 From Webster’s Dictionary.

                                             She put her trembling hand in mine
                                        3
                                                 (Godzilla smashed the floor!),
                                             For she had come across a word
                                                 She’d never seen before!


                                             But when the lights came on, Elaine
                                        4
                                                 Was sound asleep and snoring.

                                             I woke her up. She yawned and said,
                                                 “How Uncustomarily,

                                                        Extraordinarily,


                                                               Incomprehensibly


                                                                 BORING!”





                                                                              – J. Patrick Lewis








                                             extraordinarily  If something is done extraordinarily, it
                                             is very unusual or remarkable in some way.


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