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The Big-Word Girl
Of all the clever girls I know,
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Elaine’s the one who counts,
But what she counts are syllables
In words I can’t pronounce,
I took her to a horror show—
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(Godzilla Meets Tooth Fairy)—
But she could not unglue her eyes
From Webster’s Dictionary.
She put her trembling hand in mine
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(Godzilla smashed the floor!),
For she had come across a word
She’d never seen before!
But when the lights came on, Elaine
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Was sound asleep and snoring.
I woke her up. She yawned and said,
“How Uncustomarily,
Extraordinarily,
Incomprehensibly
BORING!”
– J. Patrick Lewis
extraordinarily If something is done extraordinarily, it
is very unusual or remarkable in some way.
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