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grows up to bea talk show kost and beats Oprah's ratings.
spends tke rest of his life as Anya's Driver, creates a job in wPh more sick days you take tke more you get paid. after becoming tk est air force general of all time he turns down tke chance to chair tke Joint Chiefs of St
to replace Gonnella as Dean of Students, fflffifl 1 gets selected for Am Next Top Model wins, becomes a millionaire and donates everything to charity.
builds kis own house, but accidentally burns it down while trying to prove that gasoline is inflammable. is picked to be the next bachelor, but he doesn't find a girl he likes, ends up starring in the next 3 seasons of the show.
ends up going bankrupt after a stock crash and tries to recover his mone
from his Me Tuesdays. the next Kevin Hong, m ing DK "fetus math" switchs to Biology.
tries out for American Idol and en becomes a leading mathematician and ends up t
will play a concerto but after a string becomes the number 1 halo player in the nation
teams up with Courtney for a successful political-debate TV show that replace "Hardball with Chris Matthews." invents a palm sized laptop, b richer than Bill Gates, then becomes a hippie and listen to Bob Marley all day every da
goes to college and becomes a wedding planner, then after making a fortune planning a wedding for every member of "The Fray", she moves to Dijon with her troph husband and finally becomes really good at Mario cart. ma college sweetheart who happens to be the heir to the Tropicana fortune, and fulfills h lifelong dream of becoming a housewife. after having a midli from the stress of trying to single-handedly discover the meaning of life while working inar orchestra, a choir, a newspaper, a marching band, a theater, a laboratory, and caring forhis 9 wives 42 children, he moves to Switzerland where he gives yodeling and alphorn lessons between skiing and sipping hot cocoa. becomes a merman and the art of underwater painting. after all copies of Shakespear are destroyed she becomes an international hero because she is able to recite them all wo for word. will prove Dr. Kunar wrong one day giving him the power to the world. Henry's fast metabolism finally slows down and he deci do a documentary about howtoo much McDonalds changed his life.
Project Runway and ends up designing Sunny's gown for the Grammy's.
lives next to school until her great, great, great, great grandchildren graduate from
at college he becomes captain of the swim team and spends his span time rapping. goes to college but after misplacing his camera dr to go on a worldwide search for it. on a quiet afternoon while st for her college finals, she snaps and instantly decides she must live life on the edge so travels around the world on a quest to find the most dangerous thing to bungee jump off ol
while using her "innocent voice, she accidentally squeaks and destroy the Louvre...................................................................................................................
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