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 creates his own video game afterKe is banned from warcraft for being too god, but is too lazy to market it and ends up sitting at home playing it by himself ® j
unfortunately, his fingers fuse together after playing the piano too fast in an attempt to set a new world record. after playing on every athletic tea in college, she ends up starring in the next season of DanceLife, has the audition of her
lifetime, gets a job as Justin Timberlake's back up dancer.
If' smartest but laziest doctor in medical history and actually
becomes t hires other doctors to do his
surgeries just so he won't have to stand up.
Idolwith Camille and even though she gets through to Hollywood, she decides to go to col­ legeto become an etiquette instructor; | goes to college on a full ride for D baseball, gets drafted by the NY Yankees, leads them to 5 more world series championships wherethe crowd sings "1 Believe in Miracles" every time he comes to bat.
begins his own comedy news show but realizes that being a TV star really isn't his thing anddecides to capitalize on his height and becomes a famous basketball player and Nike namesanewsneakerafterhimcalled"Big Red". becomesasecretNSAagent forthe government and his first mission is to pose as a high schooler and he gets to relive bissenioryeanIp after learning about 50 different languages, decides that she hates language and becomes an anger management therapist for middle
school bullies.
Imake money magically appear.
goes to college but only for the experience because he ca decides to grows his hair out for the charity
finds a dusty old violin in a second hand music shop an
Locks of Love.
ill raisesits value to $100 billion by performing with it live at the Grammy's while wearing
anoriginal Hayat creation. takes over the world,
spends her college years deciding whether to do finance or medicine then she decides she wants to do both and goes to college twice. Sells his recipe for i teamixed with orange juice to Snapple and strikes it rich, but spends all his money on videogames and is forced to file for bankruptcy becomes a vet and b
ets her license revoked for stealing animals and taking them home. afte
elping dismantle and relocate Neverland to Michael Jackson's new hideaway she marries himthen returns to NewJersey and takes over for Coach Frankie when she retires.
enters a ping pong tournament but is beaten in the finals by Chow Yung Fat gives up all his fathers' money in order to find the true path and ends up
becomingthe 21st century Gandhi. graduates from BU, builds the lar esthotel empire, and her children become more infamous than the Hilton sisters.
Eventually decides he likes having the titanium bar in his chest and proceeds tohave more surgeries done to add numerous titanium rods to all parts of his body in an
rt to achieve his lifelong dream of being Wolverine. : ^ ria^Y discove ihat the problem was with her pinky toe and has nothing to do with her back, ankles, hips, knes, etc. after emerging from his shell, he leads a worldwide coup
etfltandbecomes the emperor of earth.
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