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P. Keating—l^ast night a shower fell on my head of plaster. Adele—INIv eve is irritated.
K. II.—Well, for goodness’ sake, don’t look at me when yon say that!
Di—You will see that my seheme holds water. Do—Certainly. It holds water on the brain.
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E. S. (translating “On sont vos maitresses?”)—Where are your —er—mattresses ?
Professor—What is the meaning of “alter egx)”? 1st Pupil—Other 1.
P?'ofessor—Correet. Now ean someone give me a sentenee using “ALTER E(;0?
2d Pupil—Then he winked his “alter ego.”
Miss M. B. IVells—Salt, soap, and tobaeco were exported
things that everybody needs.
I). Gano (reading label on Whitman eandy box) — 1892” choe- olate creams. I thought they tasted stale.
Nancif— never saw anything like the Atlanta girls for clothes. Elisabeth—Where do the^^ come from—Pensacola?
Miss Saridisou—Come on down town with me. Miss Hedges—I can’t leave study hour.
Miss Sandison—That’s all right. I’ll take study hour for you. Jane (watching H. C. take a jjiece of birthday cake)—I wonder
whv she didn’t take the cake and leave that.
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Mr. A.—Your explanation is as clear as mud.
Mr. B.—Well, it covers the ground. 67