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TEMPORA ET MORES
Eleanor (discussing a singer)—Was she really fat, or was it only stuffing?
D. Gano (at Eh’ench table)—Je suis fati—fatiguee— Bright One—Fatty Gano!
He—Well, I must be off.
She—A"es, I tbougbt so the first time we met.
E. S .—This coffee tastes like mud.
C. W.—Well, wasn’t it ground before it was put with water?
Teaeher—What do they call the man who controls the country’s food ?
J . B. T .—The minister of the interior.
L. JV.—INliss Sandison, do you think a \]jerson ought to be pun­
ished for sometliing she hasn’t done?
Miss S.—Of course not.
L. —All right, then. I didn’t do my laitin.
Helena (observing wishbone u\])on her \]date)—What does one do with one’s wishbone at school?
Sis—One doesn’t.
3Iiss Shaw—Divide yourselves equally at the different \])ieces of apparatus.
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