Page 56 - 1917 Wardlaw

Jokes
If you can’t laugh at the jokes of the age just laugh at the age of the jokes
Jones (taking a Jollar from Smitli, who is buying a
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h'isher was growing a mustache and the barber wel­ comed the sight.
“A regular baseball mustache that," he remarked.
“ What kind is that?" asked Fisher.
"One with nine on a side.” answered the barber gravely.
W'hat's a watt"
"Wdiy do you take two chews of that bread?" asked W'illard of Gillesi>ie.
“ Because I chews to," was Gillespie’s reply.
Dr. Lyon—“What do we mean by dogma, Fisher?" Fisher—“ I think it's a dog with pui)pies."
postage stamp)—"llaven’t yon any smaller? Smith—“Xaw, they're all the same size!* 1
A.—“Did you take a bath this afternoon i).—“Xo, is there one missing?"
Air. \\Ardlaw—“Kinney, what is space?’'
Kinney— “ I head, sir."
can't think right
off, but look you
I
have it in my just gave me.
Penn— “ That doctor."
was a queer
Doctor— "W'ell, I*enn. you didn’t give it to you."
have a
to war I'ord."
queer again
look, where
but 1 would he
Mr. Xoonan— “ What vegetation do we find in as a general rule, Fisher?"
J^’isher \{arousing from lethargy)—"Ducks !"
swamps
C. — “ If Roosevelt get his ‘Rough Riders?’ "
D. — “ lh'o\])ablv from
went Menrv
Hawthorne (returning from town)—“Jeftcott, I’d have brought you a sandwich if the 'dough' hadn't given out."