Page 57 - 1917 Wardlaw

liomann (to conductorj— “ I want to be i)i'ocrastinated at Arlington Place.”
Teacher—“Did Johnson start out to London alone?” Pu\])il—“Xo: he had three guineas with him.”
'J'eachcr— “ Translate ‘ Rex fugit.’ ” Boy—"The king fiees.”
Teacher—“This may be the i)erfect tense, put has in it.” Bov—“The king has llees.”
Conductor—“You want to be what?” Bomann— “ Xow don’t lose your tem\])er.
Dr. Lyon made me look that up and it said that ‘pi'oscrastinate’ meant
to put off.”
Latham—“Say, Jeff', we've just bought a new house on the Raritan River. It's next to yours, too.”
Jeff—“That’s fine. Buck. I hope you’ll droj) in some time.”
Sam, you eat too much.
Well, all I get is eats so I might as well fill up on that. Tdon't get any learning.
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Y'hat's in a Ford?—Shakespeare. You never can tell.— Shaw.
He— “ Don't you think I'd make a good player?”
basketball
Someone—“You must be hungry?” Somebody Hooking at calendar)— “ W'hy?”
Someone—“Looking at Dates.”
'There are meters of accent, -Vnd meters of tone;
Put the best meter of all Is to meet her alone.
She—"From what I know of you I am afraid you’d be disqualified for holding.”
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Small Boy—“Pa how did they first discover iron?” Pa— “ Pvc heard they smelt it.”
Alary liad a little Iamb,
^Yu've heard this oft before.
But did y()u hear she \])assed her
To have a little more.
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