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                                                                                                                                                                    Saturday 15 August 2015

Are there signs of Kardashian Fatigue? Ask John Brown

LEANNE ITALIE                    gossip altar.                                                                                                           temptation that is the Kar-
                                 “I’m not saying anything                                                                                                dashians is really tough.
Associated Press                 that a lot of other people                                                                                              They represent pure temp-
                                 haven’t said,” Brown ex-                                                                                                tation, whether you’re an
NEW YORK (AP) — Blame            plained to his big-league                                                                                               alcoholic, a drug addict
                                 counterparts on Fox’s                                                                                                   or a Kardashian addict.
the bunny.                       “Good Day LA” in his rant’s                                                                                             It’s like eating ice cream
                                 aftermath. “Why it reso-                                                                                                all day long, every day.
Kylie Jenner’s new bunny,        nated with people right                                                                                                 There’s nothing good in
                                 now, I have no idea. ... I                                                                                              that for you whatsoever.”
to be exact. Kylie Jenner’s      have nothing against the                                                                                                For his trouble in attempt-
                                 Kardashians. They’re doing                                                                                              ing to help out on the K-fa-
new bunny is called Bruce,       what they should do, right?                                                                                             tigue front, Shamsi said he
                                 They’re a business. My                                                                                                  has received three deaths
the same name that used          point is why do we feel the                                                                                             threats and one phone call
                                 need to cover every single                                                                                              to “watch out” after word
to belong to her parent,         story, including the naming                                                                                             of his KardBlock spread
                                 of a rabbit?”                                                                                                           recently.He came up with
Caitlyn Jenner, who racked       Why, indeed, John Brown.                                                                                                the idea because “pretty
                                 But what is more impor-                                                                                                 much every news site I vis-
up massive ratings for the       tant, at least to some, is this                                                                                         ited was the Kardashians,”
                                 question: Will the Kardashi-                                                                                            he said via email. “It frus-
premiere of her new real-        ans ever fade away? Like,                                                                                               trated me because there
                                 for good.                                                                                                               are so many more impor-
ity show as a trans woman        Tom Nunan, a lecturer at                                                                                                tant things happening in
                                 the UCLA School of The-                                                                                                 the world.”
after racking up massive         ater, Film and Television                                                                                               Mary Murphy is a senior
                                 with a long resume in film
sales of Vanity Fair with her    and TV  entertainment,
                                 doesn’t think so. He has a
recent coming-out cover.         two-word explanation for
                                 the world’s prolonged Kar-
That’s the same Caitlyn          dashian-Jenner moment.
                                 It’s “sui generis,” or Latin for
who is the stepparent of         don’t hold your breath.
                                 Not really. What it means is
Kim Kardashian, who —            this moment is unique, in a
                                 class of its own.
also recently — took on          “It’s so vast,” he said
                                 Wednesday by phone
haters claiming she’s fak-       from Los Angeles. “Be-
                                 cause there are so many
ing her latest pregnancy         members of this clan, our
                                 attention can bounce
when she posed naked at          from one to the next to the        In this July 15, 2015 file photo, Caitlyn Jenner accepts the
                                                                   Arthur Ashe award for courage at the ESPY Awards at the
six months along for her zil-                                      Microsoft Theater, in Los Angeles. 

lionth social media selfie.                                                                                                            Associated Press

That’s the same selfie that                                        larly relieved by dropping
                                                                   one Kardashian/Jenner for
has more than 1.7 million                                          another.
                                                                   “But I think there’s some-
likes on Instagram.                                                thing else going on here
                                                                   that makes this a com-
You get the picture. But                                           pletely unusual and one-
                                                                   of-a-kind supernova, if you
back to the rabbit.                                                will,” Nunan offered. “They
                                                                   have this uncanny ability
John Brown, an anchor-                                             to mix celebrity with taboo
                                                                   behavior in a way that has
man in Florida on Fox’s                                            the mainstream complete-
                                                                   ly embracing them.”
“Good Day Orlando,”                                                Not all, of course, embrace
                                                                   the Js and the Ks, but
reached his limit of non-                                          enough do to make non-
                                                                   fans queasy.
story Kardashian stories

three days ago when he

walked off the set upon

news of the rabbit, and the

rabbit’s name.

“I don’t care! I’m sick of this

family. I can’t take it any-

more,” he ranted.

That’s the same rant that

scored John Brown nearly

3 million views on YouTube,

a mention on late-night TV

and numerous follow-up

interviews. Those are the                                                                                               In this Thursday, April 9, 2015, file photo, Kim Kardashian, wav-
                                                                                                                       ing, and sister Khloe Kardashian walk in Victory Park while film-
same interviews that have                                                                                              ing in Yerevan, Armenia. 

John Brown so busy doing                                                                                                                                                                   Associated Press

interviews that he now has

a Fox corporate public re-

lations person scheduling                                                                                              envelope, we’ll continue          lecturer at the University of
                                                                                                                       to check it out, because          Southern California Annen-
all his interviews.                                                                                                    we’re all too afraid to do        berg School for Communi-
                                                                                                                       the things that they do.          cation and Journalism. She
You get the picture.                                                                                                   And they’re pretty when           has also been an  enter-
                                                                                                                       they do it,” Nunan said.          tainment reporter for more
Brown’s         mad-as-hell                                                                                            Not John Brown’s rant,            than two decades. Mil-
                                                                                                                       not young James Sham-             lennials will decide when
moment, along with a                                                                                                   si’s KardBlock tool (two          K-mania is over because
                                                                                                                       months old with more than         they’re among the most
22-year-old entrepreneur’s                                                                                             2,400 downloads) and not          passionate K-people, she
                                                                                                                       celebrity blogger Perez Hil-      said.
new “KardBlock,” an Inter-                                                                                             ton’s vow of a weeklong           “And they don’t take a
                                                                                                                       “Kardashian Kleanse” can          break because of fatigue.
net browser extension that                                                                                             convince Nunan that re-           They just drop people off
                                                                                                                       cent evidence of K-fatigue        the face of the Earth. It’s
filters out the Jenners and                                                                                            will lead to The End.             like one minute you’re in,
                                                                                                                       “I don’t think there is sign      one minute you’re out,”
the Kardashians, has some                                                                                              enough,” he said. “The            Murphy said.q

people wondering about             In this July 18, 2015 file photo, Kendall Jenner, left, and Kylie
                                 Jenner arrive at the special screening of “Paper Towns” held at
Kardashian Fatigue and           The London Hotel in West Hollywood, Calif. 

whether it’s finally setting                                                                         Associated Press

in, both among fans and

those of us who don’t stalk      next to the next.”                “If they start to actually not
                                 What he means is: Kar-            pose naked when they’re
said Klan on social media,       dashian Fatigue may not           pregnant, then we might
                                 lead to a permanent exit          lose interest, but the more
shop at their boutiques,         because it can be regu-           they just keep pushing the

watch their TV shows or

worship at the celebrity
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