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Men are from Mars...





             A look into the Grooms way of viewing the wedding planning and other strange things








































            `Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus’.   to him, he is planning on going big for his stag   why do I have to give them presents as well is
            Yes we know we have different hormones lead-  night. Who wouldn’t right? It is the last time he   what he asks.
            ing                              might ever be allowed out alone with the boys.   So back to what he thought his responsibilities
            us to different decisions. And now through this   Also given that the wedding day is `your’ day   are. Note to (him)self – be on time and try being
            crucial stage of your life, when these 2 planets   with him playing a supporting role, hoping to   sober while at it. Don’t slip down the aisle. Buff
            are about to coincide (I mean align), it is really   get a Oscar for `Best supporting actor’, just let   new shoes. My speech – how low can I go and
            important that you `get it’, his way of thinking.  him spend some dosh on this night or weekend   how funny I must be, Google and ask Siri for the
            In the past all he had to do was to pitch up on   or whatever flight of fancy is in his head.  top ten wedding anecdotes.
            time, something that still rings true in this pro-  He also doesn’t get why you have to print and   What  about  taking his name?  Most  grooms-
            gressive age, and something he would like to be-  post invitations. Why not just What’s app or put   to-be expect this as the norm, now you come
            lieve was still the only thing he had to do. They   a post on Facebook? It just costs more bucks to   around as the progressive chick and say I want
            are not the greatest party planners or idealists   print stuff right? Well I guess it is time to ex-  to do a double barrel  thing  or worst case sce-
            when they come to their wedding day. All they   plain the tradition.  nario for him, keep on solo with your maiden
            want to do is to `just tie the knot’. After all, the   Next up – your dress. Please don’t bother him   name. Yes it is a huge mission to change pass-
            months of hard work of figuring out if he really   with the idea of your `dream dress’. He just   ports and medical information, driver’s licenses
            wants to spend the rest of his life with you has   wants to know the bottom line. Spend wisely   and  change of address...however think of his
            exhausted him. What a weight on his shoulders.   young lady – a `perfect dress’ is just as good as   ego and the kids. Will they take his name? Talk
            Shame. His experience of weddings is maybe as   the `most amazing dress in the universe’. He   this through before you get married.
            a guest or even worse, as an usher, standing idly   will be happy to see more money in the honey-  In my case having gotten married in March last
            at the door. So be kind to him when it comes   moon kitty.         year, I did all the `right and traditional’ things,
            to planning. After all, you will be his eternal  He will love you even more for being money sav-  however my Facebook name is still from my
            slave, cook, shopper and washer and think about   vy and you will still look beautiful on the day.   previous marriage. For professional reasons
            how many times he will open the door for you –   Other expenses he doesn’t understand are gifts   right? Nope – it is just because I cannot find the
            literally thousands!.            for the guests. Sure groomsmen are ok but why   right setting to update.
            While you are doing the dress and flower thing,   the guests when you are already paying for 100   Happy planet travels!
            the invites and all the `airy fairy’ stuff according   dinners? You don’t do that in 5 years usually, so




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