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April 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 22/04/2010 11:26 PM Page 6 6 Sheep Mutilation Caused By UFOs? Are Sheep Deaths, Experiments Linked To UFOs? Ayinde O. Chase - AHN News Editor Shropshire, United Kingdom (AHN) - Attacks on sheep have left residents in Shropshire to believe aliens are causing the unexplained occurrences. Farmers in the rural area say they've found their animals dead after apparent “experiments.” UFO experts are linking the animal mutilations to strange orange lights in the sky. Some of the dead sheep have been found with their brains and eyes removed. Phil Hoyle, 53, has spent nearly a decade investigating the strange deaths of the animals and said that the UFOs traverse a 50- mile "corridor" between Shrewsbury and Powys. Hoyle and 15 members of the Animal Pathology Field Unit claim to have witnessed the objects engaging in unexplained behavior while working during the night at a Welsh hill “Personally, I always suspected they these cover-ups the last 75 years. It’s naïve to farm near Radnor Forest. Further adding to the might be testing aircraft,” she says. “They believe we’re the only things in this universe.” fears are reports that these witnesses say sheep acquired the land back when Chuck Yeager was West couldn’t agree more. were zapped by two of the strange objects. test flying. “We have a lot of fun with it,” she says. Following the incident, farmers in the “If you’re asking me, no, I’ve never seen “We have to be open-minded about it.” area reported the disappearance of animals or any little green men.” Debriefed former CIA contractors and deaths with bizarre injuries. [] But she has seen an endless parade of government conspiracies aside, it’s a big strange beings who descend on Rachel from the universe out there. [] Talk Of Area 51 downright eerie place called Planet Earth. By John L. Smith “I’ve met people from every walk of Driver blames UFO for life,” West says. “I do get those who seem to be not all there. We get those who are true motoring offence You didn’t hear this from me, but some long-retired CIA contract workers have been believers, who do the research, feel they’ve A motorist who drove into a bus lane tried been abducted and probed, so to speak.” cleared for takeoff to talk about their to have the fine quashed by claiming a UFO experiences at Area 51. had caused a distraction. As you’d expect, they’re sticking to the Holy asteroids. Telegraph.co.uk old dodge that goes something like, “We saw a By David Millward, Transport Editor lot of incredible military technology, but no That’s probed, not as in interviewed by alien spacecraft or LGM.” (Little Green Men.) Ted Koppel. That’s probed as in visited where The excuse was one of the more unusual Eric Lacitis of the Seattle Times is the latest the sun don’t shine by an alien from beyond the reasons for clemency presented to the London reporter to break the story that not only could stars. Borough of Southwark. burst the bubble of millions of star-gazers and When I admit to West that I just settle Another motorist complained of colour self-styled UFOlogists, but also theoretically for a cold beer at the bars I frequent, she replies, blindness, saying: "I thought the yellow line threatens the economy of Rachel, the positively “I do get those who just want a beer. It’s was green." otherworldly roadside attraction located in Sand probably better to get the probe in Nye County, Even the weather was cited by one Spring Valley 115 miles northwest of Las Vegas where it’s legal there.” driver according to the council's appeals team. on Highway 375, also known as the That’s the thing about Rachel and the “It was raining. I thought I could park “Extraterrestrial Highway.” Alien Research Center just outside Alamo: anywhere if the weather was bad,” the motorist More importantly for fun-seekers, UFO They’re examples of folks using Nevada’s wrote. believers, and the just plain foil-hatted insane, quirky personality to earn a living. Worldwide, Meanwhile a pet owner hoped to get a Rachel is located just 27 miles from the edge of the population of active UFO enthusiasts is sympathetic response by citing the animal's Area 51, where legend has it the government millions strong. plight. “I had to pick up and take an injured dog that can’t keep its mouth shut has been keeping And you don’t have to have E.T.’s home to the vet and did not want the animal to endure the secret of the century: proof that we have phone number to get a kick out of the drive to any unnecessary extra pain by limping further been visited by beings from another planet. Rachel and all the amateur and professional to the car”. They visited, but apparently they didn’t speculation about what goes on out there along A driver who was asleep in the back of want to move to Rachel. The town’s population the Milky Way. the car criticised the parking attendant. has dipped below 100 in recent years following And, let’s face it, not many people have "The Civil Enforcement Officer could the closure of a tungsten mine. Most of its ever lost money mistrusting the government. If have asked me to move the car instead of giving public services have closed, but the beer’s still LGMs had ever visited Earth, surely there me a ticket, although he would not have seen cold down at the Little A’Le’Inn. would be some brainy guys in lab coats me as I had a blanket over my head.” Connie West tells me her mom, Pat attempting to keep them on ice like Birds Eye But Barrie Segal, a veteran campaigner Travis, usually does the talking, but on this day frozen peas. against unfair parking tickets, says councils Travis is stuck in jury duty in Las Vegas. “Well, I don’t think you can really trust have been equally inventive. (Which, for my money, is a fate far worse than what the government tells you,” Alien Research "There was a lorry driver who was stuck alien abduction.) Informed of the news that a Center owner George Harris says. “The fact after the road collapsed and the attendant just growing number of Area 51 vets never saw E.T., these guys are saying there’s nothing there, it stood on tiptoe and slapped a ticket on his West takes it in stride. goes along with how the government has done windscreen” []