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Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories beat the Russians in the space race, faked the provide land for a Jewish state. Unlike Ahmadinejad, most revisionists TIME lunar landings, with Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin do not deny that Jews were interned in prison acting out their mission on a secret film set, located (depending on the theory) either high in camps during World War II; rather, they argue Continued from Page 31 the Hollywood Hills or deep within Area 51. that the number of deaths was greatly With the photos and videos of the Apollo exaggerated. Gas chambers are a particular And of course, there's the Abbey Road missions only available through NASA, there's sticking point: Holocaust deniers say they were cover, on which John, George and Ringo no independent verification that the lunar purely a rumor or, if they indeed existed, were forwent all pretense and pretended to cross the landings were anything but a hoax. not powerful enough to kill — though evidence street as a funeral procession. John wore all The smoking gun? Film of Aldrin and history indicate otherwise. And the white, like a clergyman. Ringo, the mourner, planting a waving American flag on the moon, photographs of emaciated and dying Jews? dressed in black. George donned jeans, like a which critics say proves that he was not in Attorney Edgar J. Steele, a revisionist, says, gravedigger. Paul wore no shoes (he didn't need space. The flag's movement, they say, clearly "All those pictures of skinny people and bodies them, because he was dead) and walked out of shows the presence of wind, which is stacked like cordwood were actually of Czechs step with the others. impossible in a vacuum. NASA says Aldrin was and Poles and Germans [who] died of typhus, If Paul is dead, then his imposter is still twisting the flagpole to get the moon soil, which which was rampant in the camps." at large. He met and married Linda Eastman, caused the flag to move. (And never mind that with whom he had four children before losing astronauts have brought back hundreds of The CIA and AIDS her to breast cancer in 1998. He released a live independently verified moon rocks.) Theorists album in 1993 called Paul Is Live (likely story), have even suggested that filmmaker Stanley Since the Centers for Disease Control and and produced more than 20 solo albums — and Kubrick may have helped NASA fake the first Prevention first reported the HIV/AIDS that's not even counting the ones released by lunar landing, given that his 1968 film 2001: A epidemic in 1981, rumors have persisted that Wings. Then he endured a horrible divorce from Space Odessey proves that the technology the deadly virus was created by the CIA to wipe Heather Mills, which may have made him wish existed back then to artificially create a out homosexuals and African Americans. Even he were dead — or, at least, were still Billy spacelike set. And as for Virgil I. Grissom, today, the conspiracy theory has a number of Shears. So who is the real McCartney? The Edward H. White and Roger B. Chaffee — three high-profile believers. South African President world may never know. astronauts who died in a fire while testing Thabo Mbeki once touted the theory, disputing equipment for the first moon mission? They scientific claims that the virus originated in Secret Societies Control the were executed by the U.S. government, which Africa and accusing the U.S. government of feared they were about to disclose the truth. World Far-fetched as the hoax theory may manufacturing the disease in military labs. seem, a 1999 Gallup poll showed that it's When she won the Nobel Peace Prize, Kenyan Wangari the Maathai ecologist used If you were really a member of the global élite, comparatively durable: 6% of Americans said international spotlight to support that theory as you'd know this already: the world is ruled by a they thought the lunar landings were fake, and well. Others insist that the government powerful, secretive few. Many of the rest of us 5% said they were undecided. deliberately injected gay men with the virus peons have heard that in 2004 both candidates during 1978 hepatitis-B experiments in New for the White House were members of Yale Jesus and Mary Magdalene York, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Still University's secretive Skull and Bones society, others point to Richard Nixon, who combined many of whose members have risen to powerful Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been the U.S. Army's biowarfare department with the positions. But Skull and Bones is small potatoes married, or so says the Gospel of Philip. Sure, National Cancer Institute in 1971. Though the compared with the mysterious cabals that it's the basic plot of The Da Vinci Code (the co-discoverers of HIV — Dr. Robert Gallo of occupy virtually every seat of power, from the thriller also wraps in conspiracy shibboleths like the National Cancer Institute and Dr. Luc corridors of government to the boardrooms of Opus Dei and the Knights Templar for good Montagnier of the Pasteur Institute in Paris — Wall Street. measure) — but the theory finds its basis in don't agree on its origins, most members of the Take the Illuminati, a sect said to have writings from the Gnostic Gospels, which were scientific community believe the virus jumped originated in 18th century Germany and which discovered in 1945 and whose authenticity from monkeys to humans some time during the is allegedly responsible for the pyramid-and- religious experts still dispute. In the Gospel of 1930s. eye symbol adorning the $1 bill: they intend to Philip, Mary Magdalene, who is referred to as foment world wars to strengthen the argument Jesus' koinonos, a Greek term for "companion" The Reptilian Elite for the creation of a worldwide government or "partner," is depicted as being closer to Jesus (which would, of course, be Satanic in nature). than any other apostle. Or consider the Freemasons, who tout their In an exchange between Peter and Mary, They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh- group as the "oldest and largest worldwide he admits to her that "the Saviour loved you eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian fraternity" and boast alumni like George above all other women" — a tense moment in humanoids with only one objective in their Washington. Some think that despite donating the scripture that seems to portray the jealousy cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human heaps of cash to charity, they're secretly plotting that the other apostles might have felt for Mary's race. They are our leaders, our corporate your undoing at Masonic temples across the relationship with Jesus. The only other evidence executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors world. Or maybe, some theorize, the guys used to support the theory is a mention of Jesus and Grammy-winning singers, and they're pulling the strings aren't concealed in shadow at kissing Mary often, but some say kissing was responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma all. They might be the intelligentsia on the the custom and it was typical of Jesus to City bombings and the 9/11 attacks ... at least Council on Foreign Relations, a cadre of policy practice it with those close to him. (Remember according to former BBC sports reporter David wonks who allegedly count their aims as Judas?) Icke, who became the poster human for the publishing an erudite bimonthly journal and theory in 1998 after publishing his first book, establishing a unified world government — not Holocaust Revisionism The Biggest Secret, which contained interviews necessarily in that order. with two Brits who claimed members of the royal family are nothing more than reptiles with The Moon Landings Were Despite overwhelming evidence and an crowns. (Picture Dracula meets Swamp Thing). admission and apology from Germany decades Faked ago, revisionists continue to claim that nearly 6 Continued on Page 35 million Jews were not killed by Nazis during the It's now been nearly four decades since Neil Holocaust. 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