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34 Facts About Christmas Facts About Christmas 34 CHRISTMAS NOTES The star of Bethlehem was the merger of Martina Tycova CHRISTMAS NOTES Martina Tycova NOT EVER REALLY Saturn and Jupiter in the constellation of Pisces. Begins Pre-Production NOT EVER REALLY Keplar knew this in the sixth century and wrote Begins Pre-Production COVERED about it when it happened again in his life. All of New 1967 "Bigfoot" COVERED of New 1967 "Bigfoot" the prophecies said that that messiah would be born under the sign of Pisces. The shepherds in Film Expose Submitted by the fields wouldn’t have been in the fields Film Expose Submitted by Glenn Kimball minding their flocks in the winter. They only Glenn Kimball did that during lambing season in the spring. 1- Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th. That was the birthday of Nimrod whose 6 - The Immaculate Conception isn’t the birth of Samarian reliefs carved in Baghdad show him Jesus. with a beard like Santa, holding a fir tree and an It is the birth of the Virgin Mary. Every reindeer with wings on his back. His mother religious dictionary will tell you that. However, said that he would return on his birthday every that story isn’t told at Christmas. However, we year and fly around the tree and deposit presents have great copies of that story that survive today under the tree. He knew about the prophecies of from the Vatican. the coming of the Messiah and wanted to be thought of as the Messiah. He was the first of 7 - The real story of Saint Nicolas is amazing. the pretenders to the Messiahship. There were He was rich. several others. Some of them could perform How did this priest get rich? We know healings and tell the future, but the one thing why he was rich and about his real kindness. none of them could do was to die and come This is another story that should be told at back from the dead. Christmas. He is the patron saint for mariners and spinsters. Now that is a beautiful story 2 - There wasn’t a town called Nazareth when never told on the air before. This is a real Jesus was born. Christmas tale. That is one of the reasons he was born in Bethlehem. The town only appeared as a 8 - Who has the largest library about the life of Written by bedroom community for the building of the city Jesus? Written by of Caesarea after Jesus returned from Egypt We would all be surprised to know that Public Relations when he was about eight years old. There are it is in England at the Jesus College at Oxford. Public Relations fine manuscripts which talk about Jesus and One of the people who began that early library www.kalkorff.com www.kalkorff.com Joseph building the throne for Herod in the new long before Jesus was the man called Aesop. city of Nazareth. Jesus was well traveled by the (Aesop’s Fables) He, and his work, were time he was eight. among the first things placed in the great library Prague, Czech Republic - European Union at Alexandria. They had already been in the 3 - The stories of what the very young child largest of the ancient libraries in Ionia. Aesop CriticalThinkers.org announced today Jesus did in Egypt are amazing. was the man who advised Persian King Cyrus to that Czech Media Personality, Author and That is the place he met the thieves that release the Jews from captivity and to give them Supermodel Miss Martina Tycova will begin hung on each side of him at his crucifixion. One back their gold and their temple treasure. What pre-production tomorrow on a new video of them was kind to him and the other wanted to foreign king would give back the mountain of documentary she is both hosting and take his life as a child. In addition the child gold he inherited from a conquered people producing, which exposes the world famous Jesus healed one of the fragmented Pharaohs of unless there was an absolutely critical reason? Roger Patterson-Bob Gimlin "Bigfoot" film Egypt while he was there and lived for a time in Aesop was his advisor and told him why. This of 1967 as a hoax. the palace where he was again given a great was the temple that Jesus was bless in. quantity of gold for his efforts. Jesus received a The production is being filmed in lot of gifts in his life which made his family 9 - The Christmas we know and celebrate Prague, Czech Republic, Yakima and Seattle, wealthy. In the Gospel of the Virgin Mary it comes more from the traditions of Halloween. Washington; Ontario, Canada, and in talks about the wealth of Jesus’ mother Mary (Hallowed Evening) Northern California. and her family who were used to giving food to They used to trick or treat on Christmas crowds of poor people. We have changed the in England before the book the Christmas Carol Unlike most Bigfoot "researchers," story over the years in order to control the was written. Tycova has been to Yakima, Washington, movements of Jesus so that He wasn’t shared where she was part of a special team which with other faiths. You can control a poor man, 10 - Most of the religious community hate the managed to successfully recreate the world but it is very hard to control the history of an commercialization of Christmas. famous "Bigfoot" film hoax by using a man in affluent person who traveled and spoke to men However, the giving of Christmas gifts a modified gorilla suit. of faith all over the place. is purely Christian with a very long history. [] Tycova notes that most people who 4 - The story of the actual birth of Jesus is consider themselves to be "experts" on the amazing. He was born in a cave. film, have never taken the simple step of The cave is still one of the holiest bothering to try to recreate it. shrines in Israel. Jesus wasn’t born in a barn. James his older step brother was there and The documentary is expected to be participated. We have that story in the ancient released sometime in the Spring of 2008, and texts written by Thomas. Also we have the even includes a scene where Bob Gimlin, one story of Salome the midwife who helped Mary of the hoaxers who helped Patterson fake his with the birth of Jesus. She had a withered hand film in 1967, actually chases Martina Tycova; and had a miraculous experience at the birth of harrasses her, makes threats, and then and Jesus. This is the real story we should tell for tries to confiscate her film. Christmas. "Bob Gimlin doesn't like being 5 - Jesus was born under the sign of Pisces, exposed as a hoaxer. He can't stop the truth which is the first part of April. from coming out."