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40 The ‘X’ Chronicles Fun Page 40 The ‘X’ Chronicles Fun Page UFO JOKES Once again, the MP's surrounded the night sky. UFO JOKES plane . . . only this time there were two people in the plane. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love A flying saucer landed at a gas station on The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do gave to me Twelve ETs watching! Eleven close a lonely country road. The two space aliens anything you want to me, but my wife is in the encounters, Ten telepathy thoughts, Nine inside seemed completely unconcerned about plane and you have to tell her where I was last spaceships speeding, Eight saucers a-flying, detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were night!" Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of Five abduction experiences. Four flashing their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and The Twelve Encounters lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his The Twelve Encounters and a UFO in the night sky. of Christmas. young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up of Christmas. the tank and waved to the two aliens as they You know you’re in trouble when..... took off. "Do you realize what just happened?" On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave the station owner finally uttered. to me, a UFO in the night sky! "Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?" "Didn't you see the space aliens in that On the second day of Christmas, my true love vehicle?!" gave to me Two flying disks! and a UFO in the "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. night sky. "So?" "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the On the third day of Christmas, my true love side of that vehicle?!" gave to me Three extra-terrestrials! Two flying "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. disks, and a UFO in the night sky. "So?" "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!" On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. gave to me Four flashing lights! Three extra- "Good grief, boss! I've beenworking terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' night sky. means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'" On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave Q. Why do aliens make crop circles? to me Five abduction experiences! Four flashing A. Because they are corny. lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky. Q. Where do dumb aliens go? A. Area 52. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six alien sightings! Five abduction Q. How are men like UFOs? experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra- A. You don't know where they come from, what terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the their mission is, or what time they're going to night sky. take off. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in gave to me Seven witnesses a-talking! Six alien common? sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four A. You always hear about them but never see flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two them. flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky. The teacher was asking here students On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love "How many letters are in the alphabet?". A gave to me Eight saucers a-flying! Seven student said "18". The teacher said "Why 18?" witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five The student said "Because ET left in a UFO and abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, was chased by the CIA" Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky. By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love Nevada, known simply as "Area 51." Late one gave to me Nine spaceships speeding! Eight afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a-talking, Six were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. their "secret" base. They immediately Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky. an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off On the tenth of Christmas, my true love gave to from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just me Ten telepathy thoughts! Nine spaceships as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force speeding, Eight saucers a-flying, Seven started a full FBI background check on the pilot witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five and held him overnight during the investigation. abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, By the next day, they were finally Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a convinced that the pilot really was lost and UFO in the night sky. wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love briefing, complete with threats of spending the gave to me Eleven close encounters! Ten rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was telepathy thoughts, Nine spaceships speeding, that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and Eight saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a- sent him on his way. talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction The next day, to the total disbelief of the experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra- Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the www.xzoneradio.com / www.xzonetv.com