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In The News of the Strange 15 In The News of the Strange 15 Police Suspect Satanists Behind Mass reports The Ottawa Sun. Grave Attack Gendron said they climbed a barbed-wire fence and went under a second fence by digging a hole with an empty tobacco can. She said they were Romanian police suspect a group of Satanists are behind an attack on 250 graves in a not armed at the time of the escape. cemetery. Lauzon was originally jailed after breaching The graves in Bucharest's Berceni cemetery the conditions of her February 2001 house arrest. had their crosses uprooted and destroyed. She had been sentenced to a 21-month term to be served in the community and was ordered to stay at A witness says over 30 people cried like wolves during the attack on the graves. her sister's house in Montreal for the first three The local Orthodox priest says it is not the months. first attack but may be the first well-organised She made headlines in May 2000 when she assault. and a friend tried to rob a Hull grocery store clerk at knifepoint. Lauzon, who was arrested and He says he has found, in the past, graves painted with blood and black cats hanging on handcuffed, escaped by crawling through a tiny crosses. window in a police car. Gheorghe Frincu, who officiates at funerals Still handcuffed, she fled the scene in a in the cemetery, told the Evenimentul Zilei stolen car with three officers clinging to it. One officer was dragged for several blocks. newspaper: "I've seen traces of satanists in this graveyard before. "But they were isolated cases. I think these Easter Islanders Demand An Apology and was renting them to studios for $380 per week. Satanists had some kind of reunion planned - their From 'Ignorant' Hollywood "Those gringos should have asked our brutality shows a fierce hatred against God and a permission first," Edmunds said. "I am going to write battle against the sign of cross." The inhabitants of Easter Island are to take and complain to Unesco." Police are examining fingerprints found on on Hollywood after learning that images of their The Easter Islanders are also angry the the crosses and blood samples that were found on a ancestors are being used as film sets. statues are labelled as Hawaiian. grave. Copies of the statues have turned up in a "It's unbelievable. These gringos are so sitcom made by Paramount and in a pornographic ignorant they think our statues are Hawaiian and they Serial Pigeon Killer May Be Eating film Making Love Hawaiian Style. probably think Kevin Costner is our mayor," an His Victims The island's mayor Pedro Edmunds Paoa is islander told newspaper La Cuarta. "furious" the sacred statues are appearing in adverts, The islanders' representative in Los Angeles, TV programmes and porn films. Eduardo Norambuena, says he will visit Paramount Animal welfare campaigners are hunting a Studios to complain. man seen wringing pigeons' necks in Auckland There are around 800 stone statues on the He said he would "ask the studio to apologise parks. remote Pacific island. to Easter Island and provide compensation for the The Royal Forest and Bird Protection The distinctive images represent the island's damage they have done to the island's culture." Society of New Zealand believe he's probably eating heroes and royal family and are held in great The islanders are asking for $50,000 in the birds which he takes away with him in a bag. reverence. compensation. Paramount has so far refused to The islanders recently discovered a The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to comment on the case. Animals believes pigeons' lives have been Hollywood supplier had copied two of the statues cheapened by attempts to control their numbers through poisoning and shooting. Valerie Saunders, who has been feeding birds in central Auckland parks for five years, says she was told about the killings by an elderly couple. They say they had seen a man kill about four pigeons a day and carry them away in a bag. Their grandchildren burst into tears after seeing the man snapping the birds' necks. Ms Saunders says she saw the man herself and stopped him before he could kill any more birds. 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