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38 The Elvis Mystery 38 The Elvis Mystery ELVIS - DEAD OR ALIVE? Cullman,Alabama:Area The Mystery Continues from Walmart...Elvis seen comming out of Page 21. store wearing black tee-shirt, jeans, and sunglasses. He seemed to be in a very angry mood. Workers said he ... Other Mysteries Collected by Elvis turned the shoe department upside Fans.... down looking for something in a blue * On a number of occasions after the suade suit. King’s death, Priscilla Presley referred Waitrose, UK: King's Lynn to Elvis as a living legend - strange Shopping Centre...When questioned words from a woman who supposedly about his identity, he would only say believe Elvis is dead. "This place is bollocks. I wish I'd * Before he died, Elvis took out a stayed in Southampton." multimillion-dollar life insurance Burgess Hill, UK: Burgess Hill, UK: Sussex policy. To date, no one in his family County Sheepdog Trials...Elvis was has tried to claim it. If Elvis is really seen entering a dog into the trials. dead, why haven’t they cashed in the When approached by some would be policy? fans, he darted off into the woods. The dog he entered, "Lisa-Marie" ended up PASSING ON taking second in the trials. The people who were in Scotland, UK: W.R. Wilson Elvis’s when he died insist that he household...While owner of the house really did die. Joe Esposito, Elvis’s was filling a cup of java, the King was road manager for 17 years, was one of busying himself with the TV and the first people to see the body. VCR. When the sound of the russling “Believe me, the man that I tried to rhinestones got too noticable, the King revive was Elvis.” fled though and open window with Elvis may have even said TV and VCR, thanking the owner committed suicide. According to his as only the King knows how. stepbrother David Stanley, “Elvis was Rider University Rider too intelligent to overdose University, Computer Lab: Two [accidentally]. He knew the Physicians spotters were browsing the web when Desk Reference inside and out.” Why a power surge shut down the building. would Elvis take his own life? He was Looking up in the half lit doorway ELVIS SIGHTINGS getting old, and the strain of his ELVIS SIGHTINGS University of Western Sydney...Elvis from hallway emergency lights waved stagnating career may have been too FROM AROUND was seen hanging around Y-block. He a sideburned man, wearing a janitor's FROM AROUND much to bear. The pressure showed: in was surprisingly overwieght, dressed jump suit with the name Elvis on the THE WORLD the last years of his life, Elvis’s weight THE WORLD in the token shiny jumpsuit (with lapel. When power was restored, the ballooned to more than 250 pounds, cape), and carrying a COBOL 101 regular janitor was saught out and and his addiction to prescription drugs The following are just some of book mumbling something about the found to have the day off. [ End] had gotten out of control. the millions of Elvis Sightings that are worthlessness of an IBM mainframe. * The impending publication of a book reported every year: chronicling the King’s vices may have been the final straw. In August 1977, West Virginia: Jolly Pirate the month of his death, two of his Doughnuts...He bought a dozen of former aides were about to publish a long johns with custard middles. book revealing much of his bizarre Wellsville, Oregon: Clinton 5 William Street, St. Catharines, Ontario personal life to the public for the first County Fair...Square dancing by Between St. Paul and King time. He was already depressed, and himself. The ole' girl has led a long fulfilled life from 1806 - to eternity! the imminent public exposure of his Gomer, Washington: Zed's Originally a large three storey hotel and tavern, home to many a drug habit may have pushed him over Truckorama...Used bathroomorama. sailor. Proud to have been the brainstorming quarters to our Welland the edge. West Virginia: Jolly Pirate Canal creator - William Hamilton Merritt and his supporters. Since One thing is for sure, people Doughnuts...bought a half dozen of then it has exchanged hands a number of times, and continues to all over the world are claiming that French Twists and a Brownie. (Second remain one of the premiere landmark buildings in downtown St. they have seen the King and he is alive sighting at same location). Catharines retaining much of the character reminiscent of the mid and well. Athens, Ohio: Halloween 1800's. No matter where you are Street Party...seen coming out from a Elvis, one thing is for sure - you did it Port 'o let, saying "I think I just gave Many guests will share their experiences of encounters with your way. birth in there." friendly spirits, as strange and mysterious events continue to haunt Windham, Conneticut: Area this Niagara landmark. PIRATE LEGENDS IGA...Heard mumbled something to a (Some of them anyway!) lobster like, "That's all right baby I We hope you enjoy your experience at The Mansion House, won't be cruel, but you are gonna taste and more so, the fact that we are proud to admit we are over 100 WALKING THE PLANK: great with some jelly doughnuts.” years behind the times. Few (if any) pirate ships ever used Miami, Florida Disney “the plank.” When pirates took over a Land: Seen shaking hands with For superb food, great music and entertainment, we welcome ship, they usually let the captured Mickey Mouse. On-lookers were you, family and friends. Cheers! crewmembers choose between joining overheard saying "Boy, Elvis sure has the pirate crew or jumping overboard. gone to the dogs ....er rats!!!" There’s always something happening at THE MANSION HOUSE! Why go through all the trouble of Farmington, Maine: setting up a plank to walk off? A University of Maine at Visit THE MANSION HOUSE website at: historian Hugh Rankin put it: “The Farmington...Elvis was seen in a formality of a plank seems a bit Childhood Education class. Perhaps he www.xzone-radio.com/mansionhouse absurd when it was so much easier persuing another major! just to toss a prisoner overboard.” Camdenton, Missouri: Camdenton High School...Elvis was THE MANSION HOUSE was featured on Ah.... thank-you Hollywood for filling seen taking a Geometry class. Teacher CH MORNING LIVE with Rob McConnell. the minds of humanity with nothing reported his grades were good for a Visit www.xzone-radio.com/mansionhouse..... but sensationalistic lies and a sophomore in high school, but a little seeing is believing! misrepresented view of history! weak for a Rock and Roll star. Sydney, Austrailia: