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38 More Than 100 UFO Sightings In NY State
More than 100 UFOs A 2017 study by Chapman University in down a barber pole represent the bandages used
California found that 35 percent of Americans in the bloodletting.
sightings reported in NY believe that aliens have come to Earth in the
ancient past; 23 percent believe aliens are still For drinking, washing, etc., an average
last year visiting in modern times. American uses 168 gallons of water per day.
The average American residence uses 107,000
The National UFO Reporting Center said it has gallons per year.
www.timesunion.com recently seen a high volume of prank calls on its
hotline, “typically dozens per day … we suspect For the 66% of American's who admit to
that the same problem may spill over to the reading in the bathroom, the preferred reading
More than 100 UFO sightings were reported in stream of incoming written reports.” material is "Reader's Digest."
New York last year to the National UFO
Reporting Center. However, it said, “there are, nevertheless, many Forty-six US federal agencies have officers with
excellent reports, submitted by anonymous the authority to carry firearms and arrest people.
The center, based in Davenport, Wash., says it parties, that deserve a reader’s attention, so a
makes no claims as to the validity of the anonymous report is not necessarily unreliable.” Fourteen percent of the one million citizens of
information in any of these reports. “Obvious Nairobi, Kenya carry the AIDS virus. Some
hoaxes have been omitted, however most Interesting Facts About 20% of the Kenyan military is infected. (1997)
reports have been posted exactly as received in
the author's own words.” We Humans Gerald Ford, George Bush, Tommy Lasorda,
Ted Koppel, John F. Kennedy Jr. and Bill
“We hope that this information will prove to be Clinton are all left handed.
Our Lifetime in Numbers
useful to the general public and the UFO
• Life expectancy – 78.5 years or
community at large.” Hans Christian Andersen, Cher, Tom Cruise,
2,475,576,000 seconds
Albert Einstein, Whoopie Goldberg, Greg
• Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
Whether or not you believe these reports, the • Friendships – 1,700 Louganis, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Gen.
New York state UFOs are worth a look. In all, • Baths – 7,163 George S. Patton, are (were) all dyslexics.
there were 103 UFO reports from the state in
• Dreams – 104,390
2018. How many American presidents are not buried
• Beef and Veal consumed – 4.5 cows per
in the United States? Four. Jimmy Carter,
person
Many mention triangular-shaped objects or George Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.
• Chickens consumed – 1,201 per person
groups of objects, blinking lights, hovering
• Potatoes consumed – 5130 pounds
objects and either saucer-shaped or cigar- Humans are the one of the rare animals which
• Chocolate – 10,354 bars
shaped craft. • Baked Beans – 845 cans copulate face to face. Orangutans also copulate
in this manner, the only other species to do so
• Farts – 35,815 liters of wind
The majority of sightings happened after dark, • Soap – 656 bars with the same regularity as humans. In addition,
but one student spotted an object while taking a Bonobos have been documented doing the
• Toothpaste – 276 tubes
test on the morning of April 17 in Burnt Hills. same, though only occasionally.
• Deodorant – 272 cans
• Shampoo – 198 bottles
"I was sitting in class and looked out of my class In 1894 there were only 4 automobiles in the
• Beer – 10,351 pints
window and noticed a small egg-shaped object US.
• Wine – 1,694 bottles
made of metal. It was floating above my school,
• Vomit produced – 149 liters
but since I was taking a test I didn't point it out." • Sex – 4,239 times In 1900 the average age at death in the US was
47.
• Holidays - 59 trips
The National UFO Reporting Center site
indicates whether anyone checked out the report In 1960, an estimated 4,000 people were over
10 percent of all human beings ever born are
(some are labeled "hoax?") or view video or 100 years old in the U.S. By 1995 the number
alive at this very moment.
photos. had jumped to : 55,000.
A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six
A sighting from Route 88 near Richmondville, Men commit suicide three times more
fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.
Schoharie County, in July mentioned a semi frequently than women do. But women attempt
truck with trooper and military escort: "On the A poll of 3,000 Americans found that for 41 suicide two to three times more often than men.
flatbed was a craft that resembled a somewhat percent, the thing they're most afraid of is
flattened bullet, with the back end flatter and 3 speaking before a group of people. 32 percent Midgets and dwarfs almost always have
or 4 round things inside the back end for normal-sized children, even if both parents are
stated they were afraid of heights.
possible propulsion or exhaust function. no midgets or dwarfs.
windows. no wings."
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her
Monday's Child is fair of face, Tuesday's child
husband doesn't give her coffee.
The center noted: "Nice illustration provided by is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe,
witness. We suspect that the object probably Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is
About 10% of the world's population is left-
was some type of military platform." handed. loving and giving, Saturday's child has to work
for its living, But a child that's born on the
And then there's the report that begins, "please Air pollution may contribute to two percent of Sabbath Day, Is fair and wise and good and gay.
keep me anonymous we just want to know if we
all deaths in the US, some 50,000 cases per year.
are safe." The average person falls asleep in seven
A nine-year study of US cities showed a strong
minutes.
correlation between death rates and periods of
"My son and sister witnessed a creature at 3:20
significant pollution.
in the morning while letting dog out.they came The average person is about a quarter of an inch
in running and screaming.they said the thing taller at night.
America's first nudist organization was founded
was 7-8 feet tall grey green elongated head, no in 1929, by 3 men.
genitals and when they startled it it ran at an The average person laughs about 15 times a day.
impossible speed covering over 150 in two Barbers at one time combined shaving and
seconds and was out of sight." The average person walks the equivalent of
haircutting with bloodletting and pulling teeth.
twice around the world in a lifetime. []
The white stripes on a field of red that spiral
