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July 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 31/07/2010 10:53 AM Page 34 34 Bigfoot Sighting Mix Hoax, Unknown Top 10 NASA Flubs it in a freezer and announced their find the foll owing month. When you get some time, mark this date Continued from Page 33 "Everyone who has talked down to us is on your calendar: May 21, 2011. That’s the day going to eat their words," said Whitton, a police that Jesus is returning for Judgment Day. The 8 - Orbital Maneuvering Vehicle officer who was on medical leave from the world will end five months later on Oct. 21, Intended as a kind of tugboat for the great Clayton County Police Department. 2011. beyond, the Orbital Maneuvering Vehicle — a The two men had started offering That is a determination that a group separately funded part of NASA's 1984 space- weekend search expeditions in Georgia, called The Electronic Bible Fellowship has station plan — was designed to ferry satellites reported Fox, claiming they spotted other come up with, using the Bible as a guideline for and other orbiting objects from place to place creatures in the woods. this terminal timeline. You will understand if I hundreds of miles above the earth near the Bigfoot researcher Jeffrey Meldrum, an don’t try to explain it fully, but that date is shuttle and space station. Originally estimated Idaho State University professor, said the supposedly exactly 7,000 years from the Great at $375 million, the program was ultimately photos caused more doubt. Flood of Noah. (How they determined which abandoned. "It just looks like a costume with some flood day to count from, I don’t know. Was it fake guts thrown on top for effect," he told the from the first drop of rain or when the water got 9 - The Mars Observer Scientific American magazine. above people’s knees?) If there are Martians, they were probably The BBC said the two men also brought Their calculations have the world being laughing on Aug. 21, 1993. That's the day the what they claimed were DNA samples to a created in the year 11,013 B.C. They have the Mars Observer went missing, vanishing into biologist at the University of Minnesota. The flood taking part in 4990 B.C. Now, I know you thin air (or rather, no air). The spacecraft had biologist, Curt Nelson, said one showed human are doing the math and saying 4990 B.C. is launched a year earlier, but contact was lost DNA, another was inconclusive and a third was 7,001 years from the year 2011, but you forget days before it was supposed to enter the Red a possum. that there is no Year Zero in the Planet's orbit. At NASA's Jet Propulsion According to the UK Daily Mail , a man Christian/Gregorian calendar. It went from 1 Laboratory, some comforted themselves by photographed a possible Bigfoot creature in B.C. to A.D. 1. (So, yeah, when they built the putting a milk carton with a picture of the Pennsylvania's Allegheny National Forest in Gregorian calendar, based on the life of Jesus, spacecraft and the words "Have You Seen Me?" 2007. He contacted the Bigfoot Research they had him turning 1 year old in the Year 2.) on the wall. Organization, and group member Paul Majeta Which reminds me of the other Doomsday said it looked like a primate-like animal and prophesy, coming from the people noted for its 10 - Galileo Spacecraft could be a juvenile Sasquatch. inventive use of the number zero, the Mayans. NASA had nothing but problems with Galileo. A spokesman for the Pennsylvania Several scientists noted that the Mayan First launched in 1989, the spacecraft arrived at Game Commission suggested it's a bear with a calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012, and believe that Jupiter six years later. Its antenna — made of severe case of mange. this means the world will end on that date. That gold-plated mesh stretched over ribs that folded The Daily Mail said recorded sightings must be why none of the Mayans renewed their like an umbrella — failed to deploy on its first of the creature stretch back to 1840. newspaper subscriptions past 2012. try in 1991. Engineers decided to turn it 165 The New York Times reported on one I also won’t go into much in the way of degrees away from the sun in order to drop the case that turned out to be a hoax . explanation for this date. There are several sites temperature in hopes of shrinking some of the Children of Ray Wallace said he created on the Internet or means through the library to antenna's ribs, which appeared to be stuck. a modern myth of Bigfoot in 1958 by using find this information — and there is a lot of it. When that didn't work, they tried switching the carved wooden feet to stomp a track of This is not the first time a group has predicted motor on and off a reported 13,000 times. Still oversized footprints at a Northern California the end of the world using Biblical or other nothing. After trying a number of fixes, NASA logging camp. means, nor (hopefully) will it be the last. The decided to use Galileo's low-gain antenna to Wallace died in 2003. Mayans have already had several books and a transmit information back to Earth. Despite all "This wasn't a well-planned plot or feature film released regarding its calendar’s its complications, the spacecraft orbited Jupiter anything," said Michael Wallace, one of Ray “prediction.” Maybe the E-Bible people are just 34 times during its 14 years (it was destroyed in Wallace's sons, to the Times. "It's weird because trying to get in on the action. 1995), found evidence of subsurface salt water it was just a joke, and then it took on such a life Who should we believe? I don’t know if on three of its moons and was the first to of its own that even now, we can't stop it." we need to believe either one. When will the measure the planet's atmosphere. A few Bigfoot believers credited world end? I don’t know; I didn’t build it. When Wallace with the hoax, but said it doesn't mean the owner comes back, then I’ll know, and I Bigfoot Sightings Mix the creature doesn't exist. think that’s the only way anybody will truly "All it means is that Ray Wallace is Hoax, Unknown dead, not Bigfoot," said zoologist Wolf Henner know. I guess I just wanted to let you know that myfoxny.com Fahrenbach, who retired from the Oregon I have started by Doomsday date collection. Regional Primate Research Center. Whether you like the Angels in the 2011 World (CANVAS STAFF REPORTS) - It doesn't like Fahrenbach had claimed that he's gotten Series or plan on celebrating a more spiritual sticking around for cameras. It is a legend that close enough to smell Bigfoot, or at least how Christmas in 2012 is entirely up to you. All I hangs on through generations and spreads others have described his smell. know is that my insurance doesn’t cover me if I throughout the land, taking root wherever there Dr. Matthew Johnson, a clinical die due to Judgment Day. Maybe I need a better is enough forest to shelter it in the United States psychologist from Oregon, told the Times that plan. and Canada. he looked into the eyes of Bigfoot while hiking That creature is Bigfoot, also known as with his family in the Oregon Caves National The ‘X’ Zone Radio Show Sasquatch. It is an ape-like creature that is Monument. with studied in the circles of cryptozoology, the He said that while Wallace may have search for legendary creatures who people claim hoaxed his tracks, "I can guarantee you that Ray Rob McConnell exist but lack any physical evidence to prove. Wallace was not walking around in a 9-foot It has its believers, but also has Bigfoot suit in the Oregon Caves at the age of www.xzoneradiotv.com numerous skeptics. 82. What I saw was real." and the all new Two men in Georgia claimed to have found a Bigfoot creature in 2008. Matt Whitton The end is near ‘X’ Zone Store and Rick Dyer said they came across a 7-foot-7- we get it, already inch, 500-pound corpse in the state's north side, www.xzonestore.com according to the BBC . They had a photo of a and www.xzonetv.com large, hairy creature with an ape-like face. David B. Snow According to FoxNews.com they stored