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UFOLOGY

DESPERATELY NEEDS

A “REALITY CHECK”

By Rob McConnell

Since 1990, I have had my fingertips on the
pulse of the UFO community, sky watchers,
UFO experts, contactees, abductees, implanted
human specimens, unwilling alien subjects who
have been given horrid physical examinations
by extraterrestrials, those who have been
sexually assaulted and abused by ET, and those
who claim to have their children removed from
their wombs.
I have spoken to those who claim that
they were whisked from their bedrooms while Give me a break! saw UFOs which ultimately had him making
they slept and taken to “Mother ships” 100’s of You see, I have my very own UFO mashed potatoes and other monuments to Devils
miles in diameter that hover this very planet. conspiracy theory, which I have formulated over Tower National Monument and ultimately a
Those interviewed also have included the past 20 years writing, publishing and spaceship ride in a massive UFO in 1977 at the
sky watchers over the Great Lakes on North broadcasting on the paranormal based on all of end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
America - all of whom have stories to share with the people I have interviewed on the subject of And all the people who suffered at the
any one who will listen - especially if they have UFOs from Stanton Friedman (who has never hands of the invading forces that killed
access to a radio microphone, television camera seen a UFO) to a lady in New Jersey who say a thousands, destroyed cities in 1938 and when
or newspaper column. 150 mile diameter UFO over the Empire State the invaders once again tried to take over our
The photographs that they produce are Building. planet in 2005 in what we call War of the
anything less then compelling. The UFO Conspiracy / Cover-up IS Worlds.
The physical evidence non-existent. REAL. What about the UFO believers who
With global access to the largest septic However, it is not being perpetrated by gather on the shores of Lake Ontario on summer
receptacle ever invented by mankind, the any government or the Vatican. It is being evenings, with coffee and donuts in hand, and
internet, and computer graphic and CGI manipulated and perpetrated by the believers watch the lights from the sky disappear into
software, anyone can now turn their fantasy into and members of the UFO community itself. As what they believe to be an underwater UFO base
a virtual reality for which there is no lack of long as the UFO community keeps pointing the in Lake Ontario?
eager believers found throughout the matrix of finger at the governments of the world and They can't be wrong!
the internet. claiming that they have evidence which they are I mean, just because the lights that seem
Believers of extraterrestrial visitors suppressing, they (the UFO community) do not to vanish into Lake Ontario have been matched
would have you believe that even after all the have to provide any evidence to support their with landing conventional aircraft at Pearson
years of their tireless self-styled research, which, claims - which they never do. International and Toronto Island Airport doesn't
to this time has not produced any evidence After all the years of research into the mean that there is no underwater UFO base in
whatsoever that this planet is being visited by alleged UFO crash near Roswell, New Mexico Lake Ontario, does it?
"intelligent" beings from another world - in this in July 1947, is there yet any evidence... The similarities between the quest
dimension or another. physical evidence, not hearsay evidence, that as throughout the centuries for the truth and
They point to lights in the night sky, millions believe, a UFO or even two UFOs understanding of the established theologies is
which ultimately turn out to be conventional crashed on that day nearly 63 years ago? reflected today by the UFO community.
terrestrial aircraft (the type that are from a planet The answer is "NO". Is it possible that UFOlogy is another off
in our solar system called "Earth") or to Theories abound, books are sold, shoot of theology?
photographs which have been taken with lectures are given, TV shows are shot, people I mean, religion, Greek Mythology and
cameras being operated by inexperienced dress up in a carnival atmosphere and fill the UFOlogy have mortal human's from planet
photographers and videographers that clearly streets of Roswell, which is the Mecca of Earth searching the skies for their deities to
show pixellated unidentified unrecognizable UFOlogy, to pay tribute to an event that never descent, to help guide their lives, give mortals
that UFO buffs claim to be "flying saucers." happened. hope of a continuation of life and many other
When believers in UFOs are asked why Now, I am not saying that something did similarities.
the aliens just do not land on the front lawn of not happen near Roswell, New Mexico in July So to all the UFOlogists who scan the
the White House in Washington, DC... the 1947, but whatever it was, it had nothing to do skies... look for UFO bases in mountains,
Parliament Buildings in Ottawa, Ontario, with a craft from another planet and beneath government bases, beneath the waters
Canada... Buckingham Palace in London, extraterrestrial entities. of the Great Lakes and search for non-existent
England or the Kremlin in Moscow, Russia, they If so, where is the physical evidence? crashed extraterrestrial vehicles, do yourself a
use the reality escape clause: the aliens, not Oh wait, the UFOlogists are yelling and favour. Get a Reality Check.
unlike the Prime Directive in StarTrek, does not I can hear them loudly, that the government has For The ‘X’ Zone Radio/TV Show and
allow them (the alien occupants of the UFOs) to the proof and it is being suppressed, and the The ‘X’ Chronicles Newspaper, I am Rob
interfere with the development of this planet. bodies of the aliens are at Area 51, which were McConnell. []
Right. shown to the world in 1996 by Dr. Brackish
Then you have the UFO enthusiasts who Okun (chief scientist at Area 51 a.k.a. Brent Have you had a Paranormal
claim that the governments of the world are Spiner also known for his role as Data on "Star experience that you would like to
suppressing and covering up the fact that the Trek: The Next Generation) in the film share with the readers of The ‘X’
aliens have landed and that the governments of Independence Day. Chronicles Newspaper? Send it to
the world - the US Government in particular - And wait!
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