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Hassan Jaffer

Hassan Jaffer is an interpreter of the human
mind and the question of predestiny and free
will. He combines the logic of his engineering
background with his acute sensitivity to human
nature to explain the complexities of human
experiences through astrology.
Hassan expresses his love for the Creator
and the human potential in every book he writes
and every report he makes for his clients. He
expresses his love of the highest reaches of the
mind in every CD he makes.
Hassan has been involved in various
Astro-medical research projects correlating
planetary positions and the predisposition of
various diseases and will be publishing his long-
awaited findings in his book “Astro-medical
Diagnosis”. His books include the yearly Moon
Magic series, Revelations of the Hands
The most important forecast of Hassan based.
(Revelation par Les Mains) and Analysis of
was the Japan Tsunami which unfortunately Hassan’s hobbies include sports, art,
Famous Charts.
materialized on March 2011 on the last day of painting and playing musical instruments, all of
Although he has written over 150 books,
Uranus in Pisces, which is exactly what he had which he considers extremely important to
Hassan has only published ten because he was
been warning all along. This was originally offset his own “themes”!
waiting for better technology with the ability to
written in 2004 and discussed in many of his
include audio and videos well. You will see
interviews (Nov 2008 and Jan 2010) which are For more information on Hassan Jaffer, visit
many of his eBooks coming up very soon along
on the YouTube Hassan had been consistently www.astrotrends.net
with the articles that he writes on about fifty
warning about this tsunami in his newsletters
different sites!
and regrets the inability of the media to warn the From the Mind of Executive Producer, Rob
Hassan has analyzed thousands of charts
public about it. McConnell,
– from Renaissance masters to Nobel Prize
AstroTrends is the only newsletter to
winners and uses his research to help his
publish your Client number when an article THE FACT*OID GAME
extensive clientele, ranging from media
applies to you! Hassan is putting his newsletters,
personalities, movie stars, politicians, Royalty,
courses and other writings online for global
actors, tycoons, businessmen to anyone • Carrots and spinach have fewer nutrients in
access. His book Moon Magic is a practical
interested in controlling their destiny. His them than they did 40 years ago.
guide to using astrology to establish long-term
Personalized Reports and “Your Star Qualities • The shade “Indian yellow” was originally
goals and even to plan on a daily basis! It makes
and AstroTrends” tapes complement his unique made from the urine of cows who ate a lot on
anyone their own astrologer in about five
taped analysis. mangoes.
minutes! Now Hassan has made AstroCalendar
Hassan has appeared in numerous radio • Each main Friends cast member earns about
& Oracle which automates it all and is web-
and television shows as well as live call-in $20 million in royalties each year.
shows in Canada and the U.S., where he gets a • Bananas naturally curve because they grow
tremendous public response to his instant toward the sun.
analysis and accurate world predictions. Hassan • When Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick
will soon be live on the Internet with his radio Morrison died, he was cremated and made
and TV show “StarWatch”. into a Frisbee.
Hassan conducts his popular workshops • Antarctica’s Horlick Mountains were named
throughout North America and also publishes a by Richard Boyd during his 1930s expedition
personalized newsletter “AstroTrends” with after his chief sponsor, the Horlick’s Malted
worldwide circulation to give timely and helpful Milk Company.
advice to his subscribers. It gives insight into • The term “EGOT,” which refers to an actor
current and future World events (Hassan winning an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony
accurately predicted the end of communism, end Award was coined by Miami Vice star Philip
of Apartheid and the Berlin Wall, the Gulf War Michael Thomas.
and the Internet from Nov. 1995). He has also • In the 1400s, the word fizzle meant to
predicted the beginning of world peace by Nov. quietly release a fart.
2008! This was written in the 90s and later on,
he used the same aspects to predict an Obama Keep Reading for More Fact*oids!
landslide which will lead to the world peace!