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UFO / Alien Jokes speak to you. ranch out side Raoswell, New Mexico, the next
day Al Gore was born...draw your own
What kind of music do planets sing? conclusion.
Why did the Martian throw beef on the Neptunes.
asteroid? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the
He wanted to make it a little meaty-or. What do aliens like to read? moon, Neil A spelled backwars is alien, so was
Comet books. NASA trolling us?
How do Martians eat their ice cream in space?
In Floats! What is an aliens favourite Disney movie? How do you throw a party for an alien?
Snow White and the Red Dwarfs. You plan-et.
What is a Martian’s favorite chocolate bar?
A Mars bar! On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship Alien Pick Up Line: Is your dad an alien because
with aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle you are out of this world! []
What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
The space bar.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo
with a Martian?
A Mars-upial.
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
What kind of currency do aliens use?
Starbucks.
PARANORMAL STAKEOUT KNOW THE NAME,
What do you get when you cross a weeping with KNOW THE GENIUS IN YOU
willow and a UFO?
LARRY LAWSON with SHARON LYNN WYETH
A crying saucer.
Investigating and Research Ghosts, From the creator of NEIMOLOGY,
What do you call an alien spaceshipthat goes Hauntings, and things that go “BUMP” in Sharon Lynn Wyeth interviews and discovers
from planet to planet to planet? the genius in the name of her guests and will
the night using Police Investigative
A UF-hoe. tell listeners how they can find out what their
Techniques to Solve the Paranormal.
names tells them about their inner genius. To
To contact Larry Lawson - Email -
Did you hear the one about the flying saucer? contact Sharon Lynn Wyeth - Email -
larrylawson@xzbn.net
Never mind it over your head. knowthename@xzbn.net
What did the alien say to the gas pump? www.XZBN.net www.XZBN.net
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