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From Invaders to Blinking to Eggs! 67
THE INVADERS - The famous Africanized honeybee economic and ecological consequences of
(a.k.a. the killer bee) has moved to the U.S. and invasive species. But, sad to say, with the
We’re being invaded by creatures that cause threatens native bees in a lot of areas-that it least volume of international travel and trade, there is
untold destruction. These beasts aren’t from they’ve given something back form of the no way to completely prevent the transfer of
outer space; they’re from Earth itself. And producers and comedians. potentially harmful species between countries
they are looking for trouble! - The most harmful book of the mall is the and regions of the world. So keep watching the
gypsy moth, introduced to America for silk skies! Or you could wake up to find the brown
An “invasive” species is any living organism production in the 19th century; it escaped into tree snake in your bed. []
that moves from the environment where the wild and continues to destroying native trees
devolved into a new ecosystem. When these even today. IT’S A BLINKING A
organisms arrive in a new area and find no
natural enemies waiting for them, they run A FUNGUS AMONG US MARVEL
rampant. And invasive species can be The threat from invaders doesn’t come from
microscopic organisms like bacteria and fungi, bugs alone. Every organism wants to get into You’re going to do something about
or insects, plants, marine creatures, or even the act. In the early 20th century, a fungus that 15,000 times a day and for the most part,
animals like birds, snakes, or large mammals. attacks chestnut trees entered the U.S. and you aren’t even going to be aware of
within decades virtually wiped the native doing it. See? You did it again.
IT CAME FROM YOUR LUGGAGE American chestnut off the map.
They travel in various ways: sometimes the The human I has been compared to a fully
reintroduced on purpose-as new crops, SNAKES, WHY DIDN’T HAVE TO BE automatic, three-dimensional, self-focusing,
livestock, or pets-and then escape into the wild. SNAKES? full-color, motion-picture camera. When not in
Usually though, invasive species are introduced What’s more disturbing than having your yard use, a camera’s delicate lens is covered with a
by accident. Called “tramp species,” they hit covered with kudzu? How will bode have in cap. But the I does better than that. It the blinks.
rides with unwary travelers in luggage or in your yard covered with 10-foot snakes? Guam
other cargo on airplanes and ships that traverse has been invaded by the brown tree snake, a EYES WIDE SHUT
the globe. native to New Guinea that arrived in Guam after Most of your eye lies protected in its socket,
World War II, most likely in a military thank goodness. But the remaining 10% of its
Invasive species can hurt native species transports. It grows up to 10 feet (3 m) long and surface is exposed to the hazards of the
in numerous ways: by competing with the locals in the last half-century it has depleted Guam of atmosphere. To protect against this, each eye
for food sources, or simply by using the locals most of its native species of lizards, and bats, has a retractable “lens cap” made of the thinnest
for food. Invaders also bring their own luggage: and all of its songbirds. Now that most of its skin on your body. In snapping shut and then
exotic parasites or pathogens that can make natural prey is gone, the snakes are attacking retracting, the eyelid draws a thin film of fluid
local species sick. They can also alter the farm birds and pets. across the eye, rinsing and polishing at the same
environment so that local species can no longer time.
survive. These snakes also cause thousands of
power outages every year by crawling onto THE BLINKING - THINKING
AND IT’S EXPENSIVE electrical lines. They’re nocturnal, mildly CONNECTION
In the U.S. alone, invasive species cost an poisonous, and do bite humans-usually at night A blink lasts only about a 10th of a second and
estimated $100,000,000,000 every year, which while people are sleeping in their beds. It has occurs some 15 times every minute. The rinse
includes damage to agriculture and the been estimated that some sections of Guam and polished job only requires about two blinks
degradation of natural ecosystems. (For have nearly 12,000 brown tree snakes per permit, so why all the extra blinks?
example, invader weeds alone cost the economy square mile!
$35,000,000) and on the range, invasive plants Anxiety, for instance, makes you blink
like cheat grass shove aside more nutritious TIE ME CANE TOAD DOWN, SPORT more often. If you were cross-examined by a
forage plants, cause soil erosion, and poison Like Guam, Australia is an island, albeit a much hostile lawyer, your blinkers would work
livestock. Another invader plants, the purple larger one, with serious invasion problems. overtime (especially if he were guilty). On the
loosestrife, produces nearly 3 million seeds per Australia is under siege-toads, cats and rabbits other hand, visual concentration makes you
plant per year and damages wetlands to the tune are just a few of the invaders that are driving blink less frequently. Imminent danger restricts
of over $40,000,000 annually. down the populations of Australia’s unique blinking even further, so the eyes can dart
native animals that exist nowhere else in the quickly from the main field of view to the
NEW KUDZ ON THE BLOCK world. periphery and back again (like that shifty-eyed
Kudzu arrived in America amid a loft of fanfare: look we have seen in some politicians).
It was supposed to be the answer to a gardener’s Cane toads - imported originally too tied
prayer, a fast-growing ornamental vine and the cane beetle, a sugarcane a pest-breed of Blinking also takes place at the moment
ground cover. It settled in the American South, faster than native frogs. They are bigger, too, so that we stop singing and start thinking. It serves
where the weather was just perfect. And it they are now the new bosses of the lily pond. as a kind of mental punctuation, indicating the
grows like crazy there. The Kudzu vine can And they are a danger to curious were hungry transition from information input to information
grow up to 1 foot per day. Vast parts of the animals like dogs because of their poisonous processing. []
South are now covered in it. It smothers local skin.
plants, kills trees, and crowds of native animals. EGG TRIVIA:
In fact, kudzu is so tough that some herbicides Generations of pet kitties have escaped
actually make it grow faster. from homes to join the ranks of feral marauders. - Eggshells contain as many as 17,000 tiny pores
Cats can kill a wallaby with one pop to hide over their surface. Through these pores, the egg
DRIVING US BUGGY! behind their backs, and they thrive in varied can absorb flavors and odors (like rotting
Insects account for more than $30,000,000 in environments from desserts to rain forests, just vegetables in your refridgerator.)
damage per year. like the domesticated rabbits that escaped into - About 240 million laying hens produce some
- The glassy winged sharpshooter, the Aussie bush where the bread like…well, you 5.5 billion dozen egges per year in the United
recently introduced a California, Carries a know. Now there are huge hordes of rabbits States,.
bacterium that causes a devastating disease in devastating the plant life of delicate ecosystems, - Egg yolks are one of the few foods that
grapes, which is bad news for a wine-producing causing erosion and loss of topsoil, as well as naturally contain Vitamin D.
state (not to mention their customers). depriving food to native species. - Yolk color depends on the diet of the hen.
- The Argentine fire ant has become - White-shelled eggs are produced by hens white
established across the American South and has NOT TONIGHT, HONEY, I HAVE white feathers and ear lobes; brown-shelled eggs
displaced quit a few native species of ants. A…HONEY are produced by the girls with red feathers and
The good news (yes, there is a little) is increased ear lobes. []
awareness: Governments worldwide are
becoming more and more concerned about the