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This is like being in the isolated confinement section of the Friend Zone. Once a woman decides to sentence a guy to her ‘friend zone’ it is like the penalty box of dating. Only you can never get out and it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her little brother, or a trash can. In most cases, prior to sentencing a guy to her friend zone, the
woman was actually interested and the guy had a legit- imate shot to win and avoid friend zone imprisonment, At some point he either said something stupid, acted in way that was a total turn off, or was unable to per- form a particular task to her satisfaction. Like he’s a sweet, kind, attractive guy and she allowed him access to her private parts, but his oral sex game was overly toothy or if his wiener comes in the short Vienna sau- sage variety. He will be viewed as a very disappointing let down and her frustrations will have her react with- out haste in sentencing this guy to her friend zone. She will not seriously listen to any case he has to present in an attempt to negotiate his early release or give any serious considerations of reducing his sentencing thus removing any hope of him ever getting out. Women have said the one consolation a guy can take from be- ing sentenced would be he at least had a shot to win. The last way a guy can find himself in a woman of in-
The last way a guy can find himself in a woman of in- terest friend zone is to be “GRANDFATHERED” into her friend zone. There’s 2 ways grandfathering tran- sitioning typically happens. One way is the bad way that happens when the guy was her man, he had total access to her at any time, he had her heart in the palm of her hand and at some point he fucked up. Caught in one too many lies or cheated on her one too many times. Somewhere along the line he pushed her to the point of “Done Witcho Ass” and just because of their history, she allows him to reside in her friend zone. Why? Because it gives her great joy to see him suffer chasing after her, apologizing and admitting he was at fault. With each “Boy Bye”, she answers when he of- fers a date request... she rocks back and forth in petty laughter, because she couldn’t care less if he drowned in his own tears, because his suffering and pain is her gain. Now the good version of being Grandfathered into a woman’s friend zone is that she’s still cordial with him, she may entertain is flirts and possibly allow him a out of the blue return inside her private part. She still has No desires to go back down the serious relationship road with him but she may give it up to him for whatever mysterious reason.
-Kenneth Marshall
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