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“To  be  fair  it’s  not  a  very  respectable  stance—”  Holden  noticed

                Malcolm’s glare and lifted his hands defensively. “I had no idea, babe.”
                    “You should have.”
                    Adam clucked his tongue, amused. “Yes, Holden. Do better.” He leaned

                back in his seat, and his shoulder brushed against Olive’s. Holden gave him
                the finger.

                    “Adam knows and respects Olive’s stance on hamburgers, and they’re
                not even—” Whatever Malcolm had been about to say, he had the sense to

                stop himself. “Well, if Adam knows, you should know about the pumpkin
                spice.”

                    “Wasn’t Adam a dick until, like, twelve seconds ago?”
                    “How the turntables,” Adam murmured. Olive reached out to pinch him
                on the side, but he stopped her with a hand around her wrist.

                    Evil, she mouthed at him. He just smiled, evilly, studying Malcolm and
                Holden a little too gleefully.

                    “Come on. It’s not even comparable,” Holden was saying. “Olive and
                Adam have been together for years. We met less than a week ago.”

                    “They  have  not,”  Malcolm  corrected  him,  wagging  a  finger.  Adam’s
                hand was still curled around her wrist. “They started dating, like, a month

                before we did.”
                    “No,”  Holden  insisted.  “Adam  was  into  her  for  ages.  He  probably
                secretly  studied  her  eating  habits  and  compiled  seventeen  databases  and

                built machine-learning algorithms to predict her culinary preferences—”
                    Olive  burst  into  laughter.  “He  did  not.”  She  took  a  sip  of  water,  still

                smiling.  “We  only  just  started  hanging  out.  At  the  beginning  of  the  fall
                semester.”

                    “Yes,  but  you  knew  each  other  from  earlier.”  Holden  was  frowning.
                “You two met the year before you started your Ph.D. here, when you came

                for your interview, and he’s been pining after you ever since.”
                    Olive  shook  her  head  and  laughed,  turning  to  Adam  to  share  her
                amusement. Except that Adam was staring at her already, and he did not

                look amused. He looked . . . something else. Worried maybe, or apologetic,
                or  resigned.  Panicky?  And  just  like  that,  the  restaurant  was  silent.  The
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