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Putting the “Count”               for that matter expense necessary to   geopolitical units counties. Perhaps
                                               complete such a quixotic undertaking,   Delmarva residents are naive to this
                   in Counties                 some semantic exercises must fi rst be   reality because all abutting states
                                               addressed. A dedicated maven of this   employ “county” as the default naming
                     by Chad Dean
                                               particular ilk would be quick to assert the   convention, but several states do in fact
            In addition to my local history    grand total is not a static number: there   refer to them by other names. Since 1845,
            columns, I have also previously shared   are dozens of defunct counties around   Louisiana has maintained a system of
            some musings on the subject of travel.   the United States that used to exist but   parishes: they look and function exactly

            Specifically, I have promoted the 100th   were split or merged into others for a   the same as Maryland counties do on the
            anniversary of the National Park Service,   variety of administrative and logistical   map and in day-to-day governance but
            the continental American Discovery   reasons. Additionally, the modern map   parallel the Catholic legacy of the region.
            Trail bisecting the Mid-Shore, and the   of counties nationwide is not set in stone   Alaska actually utilizes two different
            concept of highway clinching within   either -- the most recent county to come   types of administrative jurisdictions
            the friendly confines of the Caroline   into existence did not materialize with   -- boroughs and census areas. Th ough
            Review. This month, I hereby introduce   the 1959 admission of Hawaii to the   boroughs are analogous to counties and

            a new hobby as it relates to crossing off    Union as some astute readers might   feature infrastructural seats of local
            mappable tasks: county counting.   predict. In fact, the newest pair were   government, the census areas, it should
                                               census areas designated in southeastern   be noted, do not. Eventually each could if
            There are all sorts of websites and   Alaska just two years ago or Broomfi eld   the population warrants but for now are
            associations dedicated to travel   County, Colorado, in 2001 if one is a   essentially place names carved into the
            achievements. These affinity groups   terminology purist. For the record, the   state map. Nevertheless, for our purposes
            hold conventions, schedule coordinated
                                               most recent borough to be demarcated   they still register as county equivalents
            outings, maintain databases, compose
                                               in Alaska was Petersburg in 2013 but I   in the quest to reach 3,143.
            newsletters, publish competitive
                                               am prematurely complicating matters
            rankings, obtain rubber stamps for their                             There is yet another category that

                                               with such specific vocabulary; just know
            souvenir passports, and more -- possibly   that as a rule of thumb counties are fl uid.  technically also enjoys a seat at the table
            for activities you already enjoy or would                            and that is the collection of independent
            if given some collegial encouragement                                    cities around the country. Locals
            but never knew there were others out                                     are familiar with this variation
            there with the same sort of wanderlust.                                  due to the relative proximity of
                                                                                     Baltimore City: it is not a part of
            Where do I even begin? I suppose my own
                                                                                     any of the 23 Maryland counties
            OCD-fueled pursuits are a serviceable
                                                                                     but when it comes to the objective
            point of reference. Among my travel
                                                                                     of county counting, our state once
            affiliations are societies dedicated to
                                                                                     completed hangs a total of 24 on
            documenting exploration of all 50 states,
                                                                                     the scoreboard. This practice of
            national park units, wildlife refuges,
                                                                                     separating major population centers
            presidential libraries, state capitals,
                                                                                     from adjacent counties is more
            historic lighthouses, major league
                                                                                     common than one might think; not
            ballparks, and minor league stadiums
                                                                                     exclusively a product of historically
            (as my stack of passport booklets
                                                                                     shady Maryland politics at all.
            will attest). If a stamping program or
                                                                                     Virginia, for example, boasts of 38
            formal organizations existed to validate
                                                                                     independent cities in addition to
            the obsession, I would also hold
                                                                                     its 95 traditional counties. What is
            memberships in clubs that propagate
                                                                                     interesting about the Old Dominion,
            visits to NFL stadiums, NASCAR tracks,                                   however, is that not all of those 38
            NBA/NHL arenas, Division I colleges,                                     are major metropolises -- some like

            Buffalo Wild Wings restaurants, lyrical                                   Richmond or Virginia Beach contain
            Jimmy Buffett destinations, and in all
                                                                                     a population in the six fi gures but
            likelihood a host of other places of
                                                                                     others such as Williamsburg are just
            interest that have come to define my
                                                                                     quiet towns that do their own thing.
            existence.

                                                                                     The Commonwealth’s commitment
            Numerically speaking, however, all of   Counties in blue visited by Chad Dean  to local governance, which is always
            these checklists pale in comparison                                  commendable regardless of location,
            to county counting. If it is truly your   Something else, therefore, amateur   deserves a resounding huzzah.
            desire to see all of them, currently   geographers and passive travel
                                                                                 You may now be wondering how I
            3,143 counties exist. Before one begins   enthusiasts may also initially overlook
                                                                                 became a county devotee. While I
            to consider the time, planning, and   is that not every state calls its respective
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