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Smashing all entrenched glass ceilings of STEM, flagbearing.

I was so shrivelled and wrought with anticipation about the

results as they trudged along in a giant mammoth delay

courtesy of the NTA. Checking & rechecking the NTA site

just about a hundred times a day wondering when it’ll show

up as the news bulletins reported every morning the

expectancy of results by the end of that day - only for

tomorrows to endlessly loop onwards. Finally it came, and

finally there’s the testament to your irreprochable

magnificence. Some killer Queen you are!

I could probably just about burst out in some Archimedes-

esque Eureka fashion. Near impossibility to contain.

Apologies for my utter lack of prose in this month's letter -

but I’M ABSOLUTELY STOKED!!!! WOHOOOO!

Carry on that genius devotion yeah, you’re a firecracker

about to light Diwali up! So much joy, thank you for this

early birthday gift - I couldn’t dream of anything better for

realsies!

Although, to be honest I was harboring a slight

schadenfreude-esque fantasy of perhaps catching you right

after the Mains result. But that’s alright, be it 5.31pm on the

3rd of that birthday month!

Could I BE any prouder!?

You’re the best. Est est est est est est. Eva.

Yours,

R

Esq. September 2021