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Publisher’s Note
Publisher’s Note

No Job Is Finished Until the

Paperwork Is Complete …

So I bet you think this will be a serious treatise on the importance of com-
pleting your work on time, meeting deadlines, etc. In the words of the great
John McEnroe, “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?” But in all honesty, important
deadlines like getting the paper out on time and into your mailboxes — that’s
definitely not in my job description. Remember, I’m just the “pretty face.”
Those other jobs have Carol written all over them.
No, the type of paperwork I’m referring to is of a much more practical vari-
ety in everyday life … my search for the perfect toilet paper holder. You see
I’m a lefty and in our less than palatial bathrooms, twisting and turning to
access toilet paper has always been a struggle. (Or in Carol’s words, “Get a
life!”) I’ve even gone so far as to sketch out my idea of the perfect paper hold-
er … but Carol quickly said it looked like something from her great grand-
mother’s outhouse. But I’ve finally found it, I really did. Yes, it took several
weeks of web surfing, numerous phone calls — some even to such far flung

places as Taiwan and Singapore. But I finally found it and my official Toilet

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Now many of you may not even give a moment’s notice to the location of
toilet paper (like my wife). But, first off, I’m a lefty and our main bathroom
isn’t exactly large which means it sometimes takes quite a
bit of agility just to tear off the appropriate amount of
sheets. Enter my new TP Slider. Just attach it to the
side of your vanity next to the toilet and when
paper needs to be dispensed, slide the roll attach-
ment out and voila … no obstacles in sight. Now,
it did take a bit of subterfuge to get the actual
product over the border (aka my Canadian daugh-
ter-in-law’s Mom Jean), but now that it’s here — it’s
a keeper and I’ve even ordered another one. (Let’s
just hope they don’t stick a tariff
on it before it arrives …)

Charles Felix

You can reach Charles Felix at
Charles@southfloridahospitalnews.com

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Includes two premier tables of 10 (20 seats), Exhibit Booth, Full Page Ad in
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EMERALD: $7,500
Includes one premier table (10 seats), Exhibit Booth, Full Page Ad in Program,
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