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Introduce false but realistic chewable nails that would
                       allow nail biters to feed their habit without causing
                       damage to the real nails underneath. The false nails
                       could possibly be flavoured - strawberry or salt and
                       vinegar, perhaps.

                                Clark Edwards

49927October2003
                       Erect meeting posts in city centres. The posts would be
                       arranged in a wide circle and would be called 'One      Editor’s note:
                       o'clock', 'Two o'clock', and so on. People could simply Anyone left waiting at
                       arrange to meet Four o'clock and safe in the knowledge  a meeting post could
                       that all parties would be aware of the time and locationalways wander down
                       of the rendezvous. To make things even simpler, Twelve  the road to Ten Past or
                                                                               Twenty Past to see if
500o'clock' would be due north and Six o'clock due south.                      their late friends were
                                                                               loitering there.

Chas Bayfield
30 October 2003
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